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    For those who thought they knew everything


    For those who thought they knew everything, here's a refresher course...

    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

    Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

    You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

    Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

    The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

    The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
    from each salad served in first-class.


    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
    (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)


    Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

    Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
    So did the first "Marlboro Man."


    Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

    PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

    The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but, not downstairs.

    A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


    And the best for last.....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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    Re: For those who thought they knew everything

    Quote Originally Posted by sojustask

    For those who thought they knew everything, here's a refresher course...

    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

    Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

    You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

    Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

    The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

    The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
    from each salad served in first-class.


    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
    (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)


    Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

    Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
    So did the first "Marlboro Man."


    Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

    PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

    The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but, not downstairs.

    A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


    And the best for last.....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

    BWAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA........... :p

    Well done...pmsl..
    "At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
    Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Re: For those who thought they knew everything

    Well, I can sleep more peacefully at night, now... :D

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    Re: For those who thought they knew everything

    of course i have to reitorate(whats that) that if you were able to fold a piece of paper 50 times that it would reach to the sun and if you folded it one more time it would reach back to earth!!hehe!!i'm such a jerk!!WHO KNEW!!.......who knew about the paper or about you bein a jerk!?!........does it matter!?!hehe!!
    Last edited by lexx; 01-20-2006 at 12:49 PM.

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    and love said.............how ya doin girl!!come over ta my placeand stay awhile!!sweet heaven i'm in love again............you came along again,what am i gonna do!!i'll shout it everywhere i go!!i'll shout it on the radio!!how have i found you!how in the world!.......now that iv'e found you,you are my world!in these times that times that keep us guessing!?you are my my answer and my blessing!?pretty da m m amazing,given,this peculiar world we live in.......in this world,that's lost all it's reason, at last there's a reason,for hope in my heart.........in this world ,unsure of it's future..............so sure of you...........i say that the future starts!!............in this world ...that's yearning for someone,..........to answer the call!!........from outa the blue!!in this world,i pray that would be someone,.......magnificent someone!!..........someone like you!!
    where you will go,i will go,....where you walk,....i'll beside you!...my love, where you are,is where i want to be!!!...........when it starts,take my hand,and whether it's thru hell,or thru the promised land,god knows where ,i'll be there......in this world i pray there is someone.....magnificent someone........someone like you!!!.......god bless!!

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    Re: For those who thought they knew everything

    And...
    If you eat pop-rocks and peanut butter at the same time your head will explode!!

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    Re: For those who thought they knew everything

    Long Live Waffle House!!!!
    HEATHER FOREVER!!!!!Heather O'Rourke,I Love you!!:D 1975 -1988

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