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    I've gotta share this here...

    A friend of mine forwarded these to me and when I read them I thought "The folks at scam would appreciate these."
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    They also vote...

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
    direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
    every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
    brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for some time),
    she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

    . . . . . . . She also votes!

    I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a
    call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
    told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

    He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

    Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

    . . . . . . He also votes!.

    So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
    overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
    weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think
    she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

    . . . . . She also votes!

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
    seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    . . . . . My sister also votes!

    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. "I like this guy!

    . . . . He also votes!
    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
    out
    every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear
    remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

    . . . . . My friend also votes!

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
    and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

    . . . . . . She also votes!


    Voting?!? My goodness, they also drive next to us.


    cheers,
    Paul

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    :) ....That's a good one Paul.

    I think I actually know some of those people.
    (Which would account for the headache I have at the moment.) haha

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Hi Paul,

    Thanks!! That was cool, I needed a good laugh. :) ;)

    DeeDee1965

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Quote Originally Posted by PAYEK
    :) ....That's a good one Paul.

    I think I actually know some of those people.
    (Which would account for the headache I have at the moment.) haha

    actually the headache is the mental block that prevents you from seein you are some of those people!!to other people of course!! :eek: :p :rolleyes:

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Quote Originally Posted by PaulM
    A friend of mine forwarded these to me and when I read them I thought "The folks at scam would appreciate these."
    ************************
    They also vote...

    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
    direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
    every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
    brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for some time),
    she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

    . . . . . . . She also votes!

    I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a
    call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
    told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

    He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

    Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

    . . . . . . He also votes!.

    So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
    overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
    weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think
    she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

    . . . . . She also votes!

    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
    seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    . . . . . My sister also votes!

    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
    multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. "I like this guy!

    . . . . He also votes!
    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
    out
    every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear
    remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

    . . . . . My friend also votes!

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
    lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
    and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

    . . . . . . She also votes!


    Voting?!? My goodness, they also drive next to us.


    cheers,
    Paul
    i gotta share this here!?what's in your perfect closet!?them and they and those!?hello!?fishin for fellow jerks!?or self approval!?mr.high and mighty!?just kiddin!?or not!?it's all relative,relative to position in the game of life. :eek: :p :rolleyes:

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Opps! :eek: ....Lexx, I don't think Paul realized that he was "quoting" one of your "public mishaps" when he posted that! :D

    Don't worry Lexx, we still love you. Here....pop a happy pill. You'll feel better. :cool:

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    PaulM: thanks for the laugh, out of perlexity, for me. It is nice to refelct on
    the "dinginess" of others... Sometime it helps us to take time out from
    considering our own personal flaws... nothing necessarily personal,
    I hope you understand... Really realize that the message is often for
    me to take time out and have a rational, sober reflection regarding myself.
    Doesn't hurt to run the personal cheklist, every now and then. Often
    it becomes necessary to hold up the "mirror" of another person to
    be able to accomplish this, eh?
    But yes, it is scary that these people vote and even worse that they
    are driving and automobile, especially toward one on a two lane back-
    road with no shoulder to divert to.
    Anyway, thanks , sincerely... p.s. and some that post here:
    For Less; oh, I mean Lexx: have another drink of Drano. I keep suggesting that you have your drinking water or toothpaste checked! I think you
    might be the reason the word pariah was invented for humaniy! :D :eek: ;)
    Be nice now... I know it is difficult!!!

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    for PaulM: what is that "strange" or puzzling Avatar of yours?

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Quote Originally Posted by coontie
    for PaulM: what is that "strange" or puzzling Avatar of yours?
    It's a little girl feeding oats or sugar cubes to a horse.

    I liked his halloween avatar much better. The headless horseman was a good one Paul; more masculine too!

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Quote Originally Posted by coontie
    for PaulM: what is that "strange" or puzzling Avatar of yours?
    Hey it is what it is, If it holds a symbolic meaning for him thats all that matters. It is most certainly unique though...
    war_on_scam

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Once upon a time a wrestler in the entertainment Business made the avatar that i dawn on here famous.
    symbolic meaning to me ( faith,belief,honesty,integrity,passion and all things to do with self dicipline and what i expect out myself and others i associate with.
    Even though this is my belief system for myself thats also shared by others, Im not full of myself or some kinda blowhard. And givin the time to really know me most people would find me to be none of that. Ive seen and read alot of posts on here, and i think alot of people would put alot of others that are in these forums in the blowhard or ***hole category. Some people are ***holes on here, And some really get falsely accused of being...me though I am what i am, and the symbol is representation of that belief...
    sorry so long and drawn out, probally not what you expected, its nice to have had the chance to talk to you though,,, good luck in whatever your doing.
    Last edited by war_man; 12-03-2005 at 11:31 PM.
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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Quote Originally Posted by war_man
    Once upon a time a wrestler in the entertainment Business made the avatar that i dawn on here famous.
    symbolic meaning to me ( faith,belief,honesty,integrity,passion and all things to do with self dicipline and what i aspect out myself and others i associate with.
    Even though this is my belief system for myself thats also shared by others, Im not full of myself or some kinda blowhard. And givin the time to really know me most people would find me to be none of that. Ive seen and read alot of posts on here, and i think alot of people would put alot of others that are in these forums in the blowhard or ***hole category. Some people are ***holes on here, And some really get falsely accused of being...me though I am what i am, and the symbol is representation of that belief...
    sorry so long and drawn out, probally not what you espected, its nice to have had the chance to talk to you though,,, good luck in whatever your doing.
    Oh, I deleted my previous post....haha
    I didn't want you to think that I was saying something bad about your avatar. I like it.

    Paul's wife owns a horse stable (or something like that).
    I like your avatar Paul. It's got that metallic look.

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Sorry Im Not Paul, i think that must be someone higher up in the thread, sorry for the confusion. my real names Charlie. Nice talking to you, and thanks for the compliment, your avatars cool as well.
    war_on_scam

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Quote Originally Posted by war_man
    Sorry Im Not Paul, i think that must be someone higher up in the thread, sorry for the confusion. my real names Charlie. Nice talking to you, and thanks for the compliment, your avatars cool as well.
    No, I know you're not Paul. I was just saying why he has that avatar.

    Then I was just saying...(to Paul) hey Paul I like your avatar.
    I probably should have said that on another post to Paul.

    Anyway, it's nice to meet you Charlie. I feel a "coffee break" coming on! haha

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Ok now Lexx.......
    I do realize that w/the above posts (between War Man & myself)
    ....I have just given you plenty of ammo to fight back w/.

    Just go easy on me & make it quick. :cool:

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    Re: I've gotta share this here...

    Sorry, very new at the ends and outs of this forum, But im getting there PAYEK.
    war_on_scam

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