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    Our Political Joke Thread...

    Before we get spammed to death with jokes, how about we use this thread for political jokes and the Chat section for jokes that are not political. Thanks all your our cooperation. We already have a spam problem and do not need to make it worse.

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    Re: Our Political Joke Thread...

    It's really taking off. Wow. I actually like the on topic jokes, that Jokeman guy asked permission first and I said let me check them out, He just wants to plug his website and its a conservative sig file,

    If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?

    The Pentagon announced that its fight against ISIS will be called Operation Inherent Resolve. They came up with that name using Operation Random Thesaurus.

    The star of Cake Boss was 
arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.

    Couples are waiting to announce their pregnancy until after their child has graduated college and become 
a partner in a successful law firm



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    Re: Our Political Joke Thread...

    Finish this joke...

    One day after deleting 30,000 emails from her email server, Hillary Clinton walks into a bar and...

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    Re: Our Political Joke Thread...

    "President Obama said Hillary Clinton is approaching one million frequent flier miles in her job as Secretary of State. Though even that can't get her upgraded to the seat she really wants." —Jimmy Fallon

    "Hillary Clinton is putting on a little weight.She'd better be careful. If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's going to start hitting on her." —David Letterman

    "Well, as reported, some Democrats are quietly sending word to Hillary that it's over. And Hillary's people said it's not over until the fat lady sings. To which Bill said, 'There's a fat lady? Where?'" --Jay Leno

    "Big shake-up in the Hillary Clinton campaign. This is huge. Yesterday -- true story -- Hillary Clinton's top adviser abruptly left her campaign. When he heard about it, Bill Clinton said, 'Wait, we can leave?'" --Conan O'Brien


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    Re: Our Political Joke Thread...

    Why did Hillary ask her supporters to stop exercising?

    She's afraid they'll "feel the Bern."

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    Re: Our Political Joke Thread...

    Why does Hillary prefer dogs to her husband?

    Because a dog chases his own tail!

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    Re: Our Political Joke Thread...

    How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

    Juan by Juan

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    Re: Our Political Joke Thread...

    How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University.

    What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again.

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