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    Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    10:29 Wake up to the alarm clock blaring Air America Radio.

    10:42 Shower with hemp shampoo and pumice stone.

    11:00 Towel dry hair put on pajama pants, tie dye t-shirt and slip into Birkenstocks.

    11:05 Brisk walk to Starbucks, order ‘café of the day’ and scour the municipal NYtimes for the op-ed pages.

    12:15 Places op-ed back in communal pile on table #3, grabs want-ads, places under arm and returns home.

    12:20 Change bird cage liner with newly acquired want-ads and flips on CNN.

    2:45 Trudges towards mailbox, stubs toe, curses George W. Bush and collects unemployment check from mail drop. Back inside on the couch for a nap.

    6:00 Awoken by telephone. Informs potential employer that interview next Monday is out of the question! Will still be in Washington D.C. for Anti-American war rally. Slams phone down, blames George W. Bush for losing another job, mutes CNN and turns on Air America radio on the stereo.

    6:38 Microwaves two Soy Burgers and pours a glass of boxed red wine.

    7:15 Friend calls and offers job. Job declined because starting salary is less than unemployment check. Blames George W. Bush for losing two jobs in one day.

    7:30 Becomes educated on topics of the day by surfing moveon.org, michaelmoore.com, dnc.org (et.al.).

    9:00 Emails Al Gore trying to persuade him to run against Hillary in the ’08 primary. Al Gore informed that if the liberals wanted a HAWK like Hillary, they would just vote Republican.

    9:15 Log on to Scam.com/politics, blame conservatives for all of life’s problems and condemn George W Bush for everything else.

    2:38 Finish off the box of cheap wine, approach the life-sized cardboard cutout of William Jefferson Clinton and kiss him goodnight.

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    I see you have been taking lessons from pwrone.

    You are a cheaply done imitation sir. Why not try to come up with something original and not already done?

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by sojustask
    I see you have been taking lessons from pwrone.

    You are a cheaply done imitation sir. Why not try to come up with something original and not already done?

    Lady Mod
    I'm positive that Power will dispute my post if he feels that he's been plagerized. The thread was posted to insinuate the grotesque humor which surrounds those who carry the water for the left. That might require a mirror check for "you".

    The humor is original and I thought it quite funny/ironicly true in a way. :cool:

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Sounds more like a description of one of my customers who has rented a computer, lives in P.O.S. trailer park and cannot make the payments... I'll be 'repo-ing' this guy soon. :cool:

    If he wouldn't buy Starbucks he could probably make his payments... :D

    cheers,
    Paul

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by Raider
    I'm positive that Power will dispute my post if he feels that he's been plagerized. The thread was posted to insinuate the grotesque humor which surrounds those who carry the water for the left. That might require a mirror check for "you".
    Nice try. But I am neither unemployed, nor do I blame Bush for everything. The ones to blame are the american people stupid enough to put him in office and then continue to believe his lies hoping that someday they will come true. Bush can't be anything other than what he is. And it's painfully obvious that he isn't good for our country, despite what his loyalists choose to believe.

    The rest of your silliness is just that, silliness.

    Namaste'

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by PaulM
    Sounds more like a description of one of my customers who has rented a computer, lives in P.O.S. trailer park and cannot make the payments... I'll be 'repo-ing' this guy soon. :cool:

    If he wouldn't buy Starbucks he could probably make his payments... :D

    cheers,
    Paul
    Exactly Paul!

    The liberal/socialist movement is running fairly strong on these boards. As long as it's not "thier" money, they assume that the elite's have a better way to spend it than those that earn it. It's nice to be able to call a spade 'a spade'. Maybe you can hook up the whole trailer while he slips off to the coffee shop. Take the whole damn thing and put it into storage. After all, you wouldn't wanna' get popped for breaking and entering! :)

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by Raider
    Exactly Paul!

    The liberal/socialist movement is running fairly strong on these boards. As long as it's not "thier" money, they assume that the elite's have a better way to spend it than those that earn it. It's nice to be able to call a spade 'a spade'. Maybe you can hook up the whole trailer while he slips off to the coffee shop. Take the whole damn thing and put it into storage. After all, you wouldn't wanna' get popped for breaking and entering! :)
    Five will get you ten that he has a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker attached to the back of that trailer and a rebel flag as a wall decoration.

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by Raider
    Exactly Paul!

    The liberal/socialist movement is running fairly strong on these boards. As long as it's not "thier" money, they assume that the elite's have a better way to spend it than those that earn it. It's nice to be able to call a spade 'a spade'. Maybe you can hook up the whole trailer while he slips off to the coffee shop. Take the whole damn thing and put it into storage. After all, you wouldn't wanna' get popped for breaking and entering!
    Naaaa... I don't want no P.O.S. trailer... just the computer he won't pay for. Afterwards, I'll mark his file "No Re-Rent" and we'll be through with him. I may get lucky and find a cd/dvd/software disk he'd left in it... "Woo-Hoo" Freebie!! Though, most likely, I'll find some "personal" pics of his 2-ton, skanky girlfriend set up as his desktop wallpaper :eek: :eek:

    cheers,
    Paul

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by PaulM
    Though, most likely, I'll find some "personal" pics of his 2-ton, skanky girlfriend set up as his desktop wallpaper :eek: :eek:

    cheers,
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    ROFLMOA... does that REALLY happen??? :D

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Paul, please report back on this bumper sticker issue. Bacardi here seems to think it's a Bush sticker, I say that it's probably none. Too self indulgent of this creepazoid. :cool:

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by Connecticut Victim
    ROFLMOA... does that REALLY happen???
    Yes... it does, but I'll do ya one better... we once found some "Polaroids" of a couple whose combined weight had to top 450# in the dresser drawer of the bedroom suite we had repo'd. Later that week a former employee stopped in for a visit and we decided to 'share the experience'. He cringed and told us that he was going to have nightmares for a week now. :eek:

    On the plus side... we've also found pics of some of our more attractive customers as well. :rolleyes:

    cheers,
    Paul

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by Raider
    Paul, please report back on this bumper sticker issue. Bacardi here seems to think it's a Bush sticker, I say that it's probably none. Too self indulgent of this creepazoid. :cool:
    Honestly... I've seen em' both. There is one place I'll have to get back to this thread on... I'll probably be visiting them in the next few weeks.
    1. P.O.S. trailer
    2. Rebel Flag on garage/barn
    3. handwritten sign "No Trespassing, Violators will be Beatin"

    I'll check for bumber stickers.
    cheers,
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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Everyday life of a Republican

    10:29 Wake up after a wonderful night filled with sweet dreams about Bush...

    10:42 Kiss Bush's ass

    11:00 Kiss Bush's ass


    11:05 Kiss Bush's ass

    12:15 Kiss Bush's ass


    12:20 Kiss Bush's ass

    2:45 Kiss Bush's ass

    6:00 Kiss Bush's ass

    6:38 Kiss Bush's ass

    7:15 Kiss Bush's ass

    7:30 Kiss Bush's ass

    9:00 Kiss Bush's ass

    9:15 Log on to Scam.com/politics, make excuses for everything Bush f*cked up today

    2:38 Washes that brown stuff off the end of their nose, pleads with God during prayers to make everything work out okay for Bush, goes to sleep in hopes of more sweet dreams about their wonderful President

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    Quote Originally Posted by Connecticut Victim
    Everyday life of a Republican

    10:29 Wake up after a wonderful night filled with sweet dreams about Bush...

    10:42 Kiss Bush's ass

    11:00 Kiss Bush's ass


    11:05 Kiss Bush's ass

    12:15 Kiss Bush's ass


    12:20 Kiss Bush's ass

    2:45 Kiss Bush's ass

    6:00 Kiss Bush's ass

    6:38 Kiss Bush's ass

    7:15 Kiss Bush's ass

    7:30 Kiss Bush's ass

    9:00 Kiss Bush's ass

    9:15 Log on to Scam.com/politics, make excuses for everything Bush f*cked up today

    2:38 Washes that brown stuff off the end of their nose, pleads with God during prayers to make everything work out okay for Bush, goes to sleep in hopes of more sweet dreams about their wonderful President
    Everyday life of a Republican

    10:29 Wake up...

    10:42 Put on Rose Colored glasses.

    11:00 Kiss Bush's ass


    11:05 Change glasses for blinders.

    12:15 Read morning paper, curse the liberal media for reporting negative stories about leader Bush. Get down on hands and knees in direction of Washington D.C. Prostrate ones self, repeating chant: "Bush is a wise and wonderful leader, I kneel at his feet, I wipe his shoes clean with the tears of joy falling from my eyes. Oh hail the might Bush. All hail the king."


    12:20 Have lunch with other Bush ass kissers. Discuss the fine art of ass kissing complete with live demonstrations.

    2:45 Kiss Bush's ass

    6:00 Eat dinner, giving thanks for having such a wonderful leader's ass to kiss but asking God if he could possibly work things out so that wonderful leader would actually do something constructive from his office. Asks God's forgiveness for harboring secret bad thoughts of wonderful leader.

    6:38 Does penance for doubting wonderful president.

    7:15 Kiss Bush's ass

    7:30 Watch some prime time sit coms or Fox news.

    9:00 Cross ones self, praying for guidance from the mighty Bush, sent to deliver us from our evil world. Pray for the right words to type before getting online.

    9:15 Log on to Scam.com/politics, make excuses for everything Bush f*cked up today. Do major Bush ass kissing on public forum.

    2:38 Washes that brown stuff off the end of their nose, pleads with God during prayers to make everything work out okay for Bush, goes to sleep in hopes of some sweet dreams instead of the recurring nightmares about their wonderful President.

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    I think you are being too hard on the pirate man. For the most part, what he said is true. Under the Bush economy it is most probable that our liberal friend is unemployed. He most certainly had a well paying manufacturing job, but now it’s gone.

    Of course he’s pissed off at Bush and admires Clinton. Under the Clinton administration things were going well for him and the country. If he could have voted for Clinton in 2000, he would have re-elected him again. In fact he believes that Clinton would still be president if there wasn’t a two term limit. And why not e-mail Al Gore. He voted for him along with a majority of other voters.

    I’m sure he papers the bottom of the bird cage with the want ads. He’s gone to so many interviews where there are a hundred applications for every good job opening that he’s just about given up. The jobs that are offered to him are low paying, just above minimum wage and taking one of these will leave him homeless just like the other 1 in 400 Americans. At least his unemployment check is keeping him fed and sheltered. Thank God for Democrats.

    He is so sick and tired of listening to clear channel radio and having Rush and Sean tell him how great things are going, same with Fox News. CNN has become an island of sanity for him and with Air America he has found out that he is not alone.

    Soy burgers and boxed red wine are fine for him. He hasn’t been able to afford real meat and bottled wine in a long time. With the price of energy expected to increase by 50% he wonders how long it will be before he has to choose between eating or staying warm. My guess would be that he goes to Mickie D’s for coffee and not Starbucks. His disposable income has been completely depleted and Starbucks would be a luxury.

    He goes to Washington and protests the war. The policies of the Bush administration have awaken a dissention in him that he never knew he had. He knows that this is his country too and he wants to take it back.

    Yes, and he is pissed off at conservatives. They bought the Republican propaganda hook line and sinker and still continue to defend what he sees as the worst president in his lifetime. He is totally at a loss to understand how they could have ever voted for this moron.

    The one thing I really don’t understand though is the humor in all of this. I guess you have to be a half blind pirate man to do that.

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    Re: Typical Friday for the unemployed liberal

    frankly, i don't think we are being hard enough on the asshopper emperor with no nose.

    i am convinced that he is either directly on the payroll of some covert cell created by the CIA to troll the Internet and act the agent-provacateur role on behalf of the world gangster banksters or he is so thoroughly mentally conditioned that he just spouts the party line for them from a semi-trance state.

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