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    A Joke For the Atheists

    Here's a joke for all you atheists and atheist haters (ME included):

    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
    To her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
    Up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
    ... Stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
    Or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

    "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
    You a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
    Stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
    Out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
    Thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
    The little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
    God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    All that anyone can ever really know is their own experiences....I assume that you have great personal knowledge of "shit?"
    Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion- in the long run these are the only people who count... Robert Heinlein

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Interesting joke, not sure what it has to do with god or atheism?!?!
    As long as it is acceptable for a person to beLIEve that he knows how god wants everyone on Earth to live, we will continue to murder one another on account of our myths. ~ Sam Harris, 'The End Of Faith'
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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Those who can't comprehend may have difficulty understanding this joke.
    Originally Posted by nomaxim
    Sorry there ''ohein56', but it appears that 'Joecool44' does not have the position that you envision on this topic.

    'Joecool44' has, as a matter of routine, refuted most of your accusations
    Quote Originally Posted by Jax74 View Post
    Some people have the ability to think critically, some do not. ohein obviously doesn't.

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Quote Originally Posted by Joecool44 View Post
    Those who can't comprehend may have difficulty understanding this joke.
    I understand the joke. What does it have to do with god and atheism, please explain?
    As long as it is acceptable for a person to beLIEve that he knows how god wants everyone on Earth to live, we will continue to murder one another on account of our myths. ~ Sam Harris, 'The End Of Faith'
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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    READ THE TITLE!

    "A JOKE FOR THE ATHEISTS"

    Want me to spoonfeed you the meaning of the joke?!!! hahahahhahahaaa

    Here's some more Atheist jokes:
    Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
    A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
    Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
    A: They’re always talking about God.
    Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
    A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
    Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair done?
    A: In big bangs!
    Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders?
    A: To keep his pants from being taken up to heaven during the rapture.
    Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
    A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
    Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
    Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
    A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
    Q: How do you make an atheist appreciate life?
    A: Break his legs.
    Q: Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
    Q: How many creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None! They've invented torches!

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjok...eistjokes.html


    Yikes, good grief!
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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Atheists have no sense of humor. It was funny. An "interesting" joke??? Good Grief is right.



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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Quote Originally Posted by conserv4ever View Post
    Atheists have no sense of humor. It was funny. An "interesting" joke??? Good Grief is right.


    I beg your pardon con....but I certainly do have a sense of humor. I just love responding to your posts!

    I'm still betting the administrator knows all of his shit!
    Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion- in the long run these are the only people who count... Robert Heinlein

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza. View Post
    Hey! I thought it was funny!

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    Well, it was funny! I've just heard it a few hundred times so I didn't laugh as hard as when I read con's posts!
    Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion- in the long run these are the only people who count... Robert Heinlein

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    I got that in an email from my Mom. She gets funny LONG emails that the author spends literally 3 hrs compiling. It's like an SNL show sometimes, I'll repost them in the correct categories for now on.

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Quote Originally Posted by conserv4ever View Post
    Atheists have no sense of humor. It was funny. An "interesting" joke??? Good Grief is right.


    WHY do you SAY that!? i mean it sounds like an ABSOLUTE!? and YET, people who say when QUESTIONED is there a god .......NO, may LAUGH about IT or SOMETHING else!? is not LAUGHING the SIGN of HUMOR!? so again.......yoo are LYING to US whoever we ARE!? butt dont FEEL bad like yoo ACTUALLY COULD/would, cause the GOOD BOOK says we ALL are LIARS!? the ONLY difference between PEOPLE is THOSE that have to FACE this FACT if YOO consider it a FACT for CONsideration 1 might ask or MANY depending on CONnections!? and HEY, forgive me my PRUDENCE/IMPudence but i just watched "LEGENDS of the FALL"!? :1crysad: :judges: :freak3:
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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Quote Originally Posted by conserv4ever View Post
    Atheists have no sense of humor. It was funny. An "interesting" joke??? Good Grief is right.


    of CORCE as FORCE and COERCE go i might ask WHAT is FUNNY about ANYTHING and WHY!? not that i EXPECT YOO to provide some MIND BLOWIN answer that sends us ALL to HEAVEN!? like ALL DOGS get to GO automatically i have heard/PROMISED!? :liefde: :freak3: : :
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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Quote Originally Posted by conserv4ever View Post
    Atheists have no sense of humor. It was funny. An "interesting" joke??? Good Grief is right.
    People with limited comprehension skills might find it "interesting" instead of funny.
    Originally Posted by nomaxim
    Sorry there ''ohein56', but it appears that 'Joecool44' does not have the position that you envision on this topic.

    'Joecool44' has, as a matter of routine, refuted most of your accusations
    Quote Originally Posted by Jax74 View Post
    Some people have the ability to think critically, some do not. ohein obviously doesn't.

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    That comment reminded me of Spock -- or at least someone who wants to be Spock.

    Love the eye-roll

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    I don't have time for atheists, but they seem to have all the time in the world to be more annoying than Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons. Which is the opposite end of the spectrum.

    I mean you can't change stout atheists. They are broken humans or new souls that need to reincarnate alot to become an old soul, wise, and at peace and love with our Creator. They only start praying when they get diagnosed with cancer. I am not a cliche. Atheists are. I pray for them, I pity them. To me they are like retarded people, like people with Down Syndrome. I couldn't imagine my life without God....I see why they are so passion-less and angry.

    They can't even take a joke.:rotz::rotz::rotz:

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    Re: A Joke For the Atheists

    Someone who believed in God could pray their entire life that they wouldn't get diagnosed with cancer but they still do!

    You'd think, as a believer in God, a diagnosis of cancer would be received with joy since it would mean getting to meet God sooner...but that's not the case is it?

    They still line up for the chemotherapy right along side the atheists in the hope of extending their lives.

    I would have thought God would be pissed off about that!!!
    Good insight. I would think that most would agree that this "faith-in a-God" business is only about a lack of personal security within the believers.

    One would tend to think that if a Christian believer had real proof of his God existing, he wouldn't hesitate to stop all surgery, chemotherapy, and medications allowing himself to be placed directly into the hands of his God.

    After all, his "Father" would be calling him to come home.
    Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion- in the long run these are the only people who count... Robert Heinlein

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