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    Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    "Now, then ..."(#24) I thought these were something amuseing,,,
    I have bold texted a few ofmy favorite ones.:

    The best is - of course the 1st one.
    50. Act naturally
    49. Found missing
    48. Resident alien
    47. Advanced BASIC
    46. Genuine imitation (Annu Malik's Music)
    45. Airline Food
    44. Good grief
    43. Same difference
    42. Almost exactly
    41. Government organization
    40. Sanitary landfill
    39. Alone together
    38. Legally drunk
    37. Silent scream
    36. British fashion
    35. Living dead
    34. Small crowd
    33. Business ethics
    32. Soft rock
    31. Butt Head
    30. Military Intelligence
    29. Software documentation
    28. New York culture
    27. New classic
    26. Sweet sorrow
    25. Childproof
    24. "Now, then ..."
    23. Synthetic natural gas
    22. Christian Scientists
    21. Passive aggression
    20. Taped live
    19. Clearly misunderstood
    18. Peace force
    17. Extinct Life
    16. Temporary tax increase
    15. Computer jock
    14. Plastic glasses
    13. Terribly pleased
    12. Computer security
    11. Political science
    10. Tight slacks
    9. Definite maybe
    8. Pretty ugly
    7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
    6. Diet ice cream
    5. Rap music
    4. Working vacation
    3. Exact estimate
    2. Religious tolerance
    1. Microsoft Works
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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    You've got 3 kids, right? Remember this one?

    At about 4 months when you're just starting to show, some bonehead referrs to you as being "just a little bit pregnant". :yelcutelaughA:
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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    don't forget

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Slick View Post
    don't forget

    *Postal Service
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    some how these don't seem to be oxy morons.

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Happily Married

    Honest Thief:judges:
    "Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true."

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    kathaj - love your sense of humor - your oxymorons made my day!!!

    big slick - your name suits you very well - I bet your mother is proud..............

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Geez, you guys are so sensitive. Lighten up. It was just a joke.

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Here's one: Jumbo shrimp
    "The mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...
    ...sometimes the mind bends so much it snaps in two".

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Quote Originally Posted by Knight-mare View Post
    Here's one: Jumbo shrimp
    Heh.

    You were saying?
    HASTA LA VISTA
    SEE YOU NEXT PROGRAM

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Here are a few more oxymorons:

    Liquid Gas

    Rolling Stop

    Frezzer Burn
    "The mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...
    ...sometimes the mind bends so much it snaps in two".

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Quote Originally Posted by furbearingbrick View Post
    Heh.

    You were saying?
    Aren't they called prongs after a certain size?

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    my bad... prawns

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    How about hotwater heater.
    It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.

    "All things are perfect to every last flaw and bound in accord with Eris's Law."
    -HBT; The Book of Advice 1:7

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    Re: Top 50 OXYMORONS:

    Here is a few more oxymorons:

    Icy Hot

    Nondairy Creamer

    Controlled Chaos
    "The mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...
    ...sometimes the mind bends so much it snaps in two".

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