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  1. #1
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    This is how you join the Illuminati

    This might get me sniper-shot,assassinated... but here's a FREE secret. This is how you can join the Illuminati, save this page before scam.com gets hacks for exposing Illuminati secrets:

    The idea of a secret cabal of mysterious forces that make up the Illuminati has for some a "romantic" appeal. Granted that appeal may be filled with fear but it's a concept they hold on to in spite of reason. If you aren't a member at scam.com please register and post your conspiracy theories.

    Most of the Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists (PCT) have a habit of jumping to conclusions based on faulty evidence and reasoning. They are so good at it they could be finalists in the Olympic Conclusion Jumping Event. One of the common errors they make is that of constantly referencing each others works without going further back to find original source material.

    But I digress... .

    Let's suppose that in spite of reason and logic an Illuminati does exist and you were one of the rare people who wanted to join it. By joining the Illuminati you could build an empire that increased your personal holdings while further subjugating the uninformed masses of humanity.

    Let's further assume that you were not born into the so-called "blood lines of the Illuminati" to whom access is most easily granted.

    There must be a way to get "in". These 18 things will help you!!!

    Here are 18 things you can do to increase your chances of becoming a part of the Illuminati.

    1) Take the long view of things. Be patient. The Illuminati is, if nothing else, patient with their goal of world domination. For the Illuminati nothing is "win or lose". It's a process, a game about collecting more power, money, security and influence.
    2) Start your own form of Illuminati group that models everything you know about the so-called "real" Illuminati. Your members should want nothing less that more power, money, control and domination while at the same time making their influence appear invisible.
    3) Study up on what the PCT say about The Illuminati and learn as much as you can.
    4) Get a degree from Harvard. While there make it your intent to join the Skull and Bones Society or the Pen and Quill.
    5) Subtly incorporate Illuminati symbolism in everything that you do. This will include The Pyramid with the All Seeing Eye, the snake swallowing it's tail, the ankh and any variations to them.
    6) Join the Masons and aspire up the hierarchy of degrees. As you progress up the Masonic Degree system be on alert for those who might be hiding their secret ambition for world domination.
    7) Join any other occult group that has a hierarchy like the Rosicrucian's and work up the degree system within it.
    8) Study the "mystery religions" and occult practices.
    9) Form a coven or magical group.
    10) Strategically find your way into the social circles of the elite. This may be done by joining various boards of directors or volunteer groups. Or by finding people who are 'connected' and working into their social circle.
    11) While in these groups cautiously demonstrate a) your ambition and b) your inclination toward the occult.
    12) Build a group of "slaves". For legal reasons it's best that these relationships be consensual and from the Dominance/submission community.

    Would you join the Illuminati if you know you could join a powerful secret society?
    Last edited by Administrator; 02-09-2014 at 08:12 PM.

  2. #2
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    Re: This is how you join the Illuminati

    I would join the Illuminati and then spill the secrets if I had the opportunity. I would probably be assassinated though for doing that lol.
    Get paid to chat! :) Diskussable

  3. #3
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    Re: This is how you join the Illuminati

    Quote Originally Posted by Administrator View Post
    This might get me sniper-shot,assassinated... but here's a FREE secret. This is how you can join the Illuminati, save this page before scam.com gets hacks for exposing Illuminati secrets:

    The idea of a secret cabal of mysterious forces that make up the Illuminati has for some a "romantic" appeal. Granted that appeal may be filled with fear but it's a concept they hold on to in spite of reason. If you aren't a member at scam.com please register and post your conspiracy theories.

    Most of the Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists (PCT) have a habit of jumping to conclusions based on faulty evidence and reasoning. They are so good at it they could be finalists in the Olympic Conclusion Jumping Event. One of the common errors they make is that of constantly referencing each others works without going further back to find original source material.

    But I digress... .

    Let's suppose that in spite of reason and logic an Illuminati does exist and you were one of the rare people who wanted to join it. By joining the Illuminati you could build an empire that increased your personal holdings while further subjugating the uninformed masses of humanity.

    Let's further assume that you were not born into the so-called "blood lines of the Illuminati" to whom access is most easily granted.

    There must be a way to get "in". These 18 things will help you!!!

    Here are 18 things you can do to increase your chances of becoming a part of the Illuminati.

    1) Take the long view of things. Be patient. The Illuminati is, if nothing else, patient with their goal of world domination. For the Illuminati nothing is "win or lose". It's a process, a game about collecting more power, money, security and influence.
    2) Start your own form of Illuminati group that models everything you know about the so-called "real" Illuminati. Your members should want nothing less that more power, money, control and domination while at the same time making their influence appear invisible.
    3) Study up on what the PCT say about The Illuminati and learn as much as you can.
    4) Get a degree from Harvard. While there make it your intent to join the Skull and Bones Society or the Pen and Quill.
    5) Subtly incorporate Illuminati symbolism in everything that you do. This will include The Pyramid with the All Seeing Eye, the snake swallowing it's tail, the ankh and any variations to them.
    6) Join the Masons and aspire up the hierarchy of degrees. As you progress up the Masonic Degree system be on alert for those who might be hiding their secret ambition for world domination.
    7) Join any other occult group that has a hierarchy like the Rosicrucian's and work up the degree system within it.
    8) Study the "mystery religions" and occult practices.
    9) Form a coven or magical group.
    10) Strategically find your way into the social circles of the elite. This may be done by joining various boards of directors or volunteer groups. Or by finding people who are 'connected' and working into their social circle.
    11) While in these groups cautiously demonstrate a) your ambition and b) your inclination toward the occult.
    12) Build a group of "slaves". For legal reasons it's best that these relationships be consensual and from the Dominance/submission community.

    Would you join the Illuminati if you know you could join a powerful secret society?
    There is an easier way:

    - Go to their website and fill in the online form
    - Pay via PayPal or credit card
    - Your embossed membership card will arive in the mail within two weeks

    I can help you with it if you send the membership fee to my PayPal account! :spin2:

  4. #4
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    Re: This is how you join the Illuminati

    Ahah Kelderek, can you show me your PayPal account for me to transfer the money to you? yb: I'd love to join the Illuminati, I think it will be a great experience!

  5. #5
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    Re: This is how you join the Illuminati

    Quote Originally Posted by Gelsemium View Post
    Ahah Kelderek, can you show me your PayPal account for me to transfer the money to you? yb: I'd love to join the Illuminati, I think it will be a great experience!
    You'll get it in PM soon, just need to print a few membership cards first! :spin2:

  6. #6
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    Re: This is how you join the Illuminati

    I always thought you joined by sending in cereal box-tops and a coupon!


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  7. #7
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    Re: This is how you join the Illuminati

    Quote Originally Posted by PaulM View Post
    I always thought you joined by sending in cereal box-tops and a coupon!
    That was last month.

    This month they hand out "join now and save 50% on the membership fee" coupons outside your local supermarket.

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