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    SOme Fun...

    Why do Nuns always go around in pairs?

    Because [drum roll] each wants to make sure that the other Nun doesn't get none...:bunny: [okay, double negative, so what? Doesn't countr here.
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    Re: SOme Fun...

    Why are Monsingnors often seen acommpanying each other, in pairs?

    Because one wants to be sure that the other one doen't get none from a Nun!:freak3::crazy1::spin2::judges::rasta:
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    Re: SOme Fun...

    Who was it here that replied to my question regarding the Farmer's Daughter and the Traveling Salesman that they were now on welfare?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coontie View Post
    Who was it here that replied to my question regarding the Farmer's Daughter and the Traveling Salesman that they were now on welfare?
    never heard that one before. Care to enlighten me?

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    SOme MOre fun...

    So, two old gentlemen were sitting on the porch at the Communist Nudist Camp, one turns to the other and says,"Excuse me old man, but, have you read Marx?" The other gentleman replies,"Yes, I think it's these wicker chairs." ::crazy1:
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
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    Re: SOme Fun...

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Timer View Post
    never heard that one before. Care to enlighten me?
    Sorry - that's all I was told. Don't know if there's more to it or not. However, I think it was in reply to my comment that years ago you heard a lot about these two, but not anymore.:rasta:
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    Quote Originally Posted by coontie View Post
    Sorry - that's all I was told. Don't know if there's more to it or not. However, I think it was in reply to my comment that years ago you heard a lot about these two, but not anymore.:rasta:
    Yeah acome to think of it I haven't heard any good ones from those two for a long time now. Wonder if they got married and settled down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Timer View Post
    Yeah acome to think of it I haven't heard any good ones from those two for a long time now. Wonder if they got married and settled down.
    Had kids too, as well, perhaps?::freak3::rasta:
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    Quote Originally Posted by coontie View Post
    Had kids too, as well, perhaps?::freak3::rasta:
    yeah but as he is a traveling salesman and must travel. Whose kids. Maybe other salesmans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Timer View Post
    yeah but as he is a traveling salesman and must travel. Whose kids. Maybe other salesmans.

    Could be - not our problem; His... That's what you get for traveling and messing with some man's daughter!:crazy1::freak3::judges::rasta:
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    Quote Originally Posted by coontie View Post
    Could be - not our problem; His... That's what you get for traveling and messing with some man's daughter!:crazy1::freak3::judges::rasta:
    But tis truly said that it is indeed a wise monkey that never monkeys with another monkeys monkey. Wouldn't you agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Timer View Post
    But tis truly said that it is indeed a wise monkey that never monkeys with another monkeys monkey. Wouldn't you agree
    Now that "Monkey-business stuff can get verrryyyy complicated. So I am NOT going to go there! Call it 'cop out, or what have you - don't care.. heheheheh.
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