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    Where is God's Wife? Is Jesus a Test Tube Baby?

    I think this is one that the religious nuts ought to answer...

    Is God a single?

    Where is Mrs. God?

    Was Jesus a construct in a lab test tube?

    If God has to rely on Mother Mary to bear the children...is he a poof?

    For that matter....why oh why does god have to be a man? He could be woman, or a crossdresser, or a homosexual....

    worse still....he could have had a sex change operation....

    Religious looneys....no biblical quotes, please!

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    Re: Where is God's Wife? Is Jesus a Test Tube Baby

    Quote Originally Posted by kate blanchett View Post
    I think this is one that the religious nuts ought to answer...

    Is God a single?

    Where is Mrs. God?

    Was Jesus a construct in a lab test tube?

    If God has to rely on Mother Mary to bear the children...is he a poof?

    For that matter....why oh why does god have to be a man? He could be woman, or a crossdresser, or a homosexual....

    worse still....he could have had a sex change operation....

    Religious looneys....no biblical quotes, please!

    Well, since I am god, I suppose I should answer this. I always was. I existed, alone for eternity in perfection. Then I got bored as all perfect beings do, and decided to make a whole universe. Sweet eh?

    Oh then I got bored with you all and decided to ignore you for a few thousand years, and sent someone in to check in on your progress. He noticed you were rather quiet, so I had him stir up some wars and give lots of people vauge and misleading information.

    That entertained me for a little while, but I got bored and ignored you for a few thousand years. Now I decided to come look at you again.

    I'm getting sick of all your demands of me, so I might just decide to wipe you all out again. That sure was fun the last time. Maybe this time I'll use another planet and smash it into this one. I'll think of something.....
    A real, honest, falsifiable claim made b.y Seer of dreams:(2011)
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    I believe there will be a nuclear war in October of this year.
    Oh Cnance.... Full of shit as always.

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    Re: Where is God's Wife? Is Jesus a Test Tube Baby

    I loved it when you talked to King Arthur...

    "Oh don't grovel!...one thing I can't stand is people grovelling!"
    "Sorry!"
    "AND DON'T APOLOGISE! (Rumble).....every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this, and forgive me that....what are you doing now?"
    "I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord."
    "WELL DON'T...it's like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing!"

    Long live Python!

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