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    Don't Worry

    There are only two things to worry about:
    Either you are well or you are sick.
    If you are well,
    Then there is nothing to worry about;
    If you are sick,
    There are two things to worry about:
    Either you will get well or you will die.
    If you get well,
    There is nothing to worry about;
    If you die,
    There are two things to worry about:
    Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.
    If you go to Heaven,
    There is nothing to worry about;
    But if you go to Hell,
    You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends:
    YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY!!!!!

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    Re: Don't Worry

    Quote Originally Posted by mumbles View Post
    There are only two things to worry about:
    Either you are well or you are sick.
    If you are well,
    Then there is nothing to worry about;
    If you are sick,
    There are two things to worry about:
    Either you will get well or you will die.
    If you get well,
    There is nothing to worry about;
    If you die,
    There are two things to worry about:
    Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.
    If you go to Heaven,
    There is nothing to worry about;
    But if you go to Hell,
    You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends:
    YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY!!!!!
    Thats very profound.



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    Re: Don't Worry

    Quote Originally Posted by mumbles View Post
    There are only two things to worry about:
    Either you are well or you are sick.
    If you are well,
    Then there is nothing to worry about;
    If you are sick,
    There are two things to worry about:
    Either you will get well or you will die.
    If you get well,
    There is nothing to worry about;
    If you die,
    There are two things to worry about:
    Either you will go to Heaven or Hell.
    If you go to Heaven,
    There is nothing to worry about;
    But if you go to Hell,
    You'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends:
    YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO WORRY!!!!!
    Very funny, Mumbles, and this what I have always suspected, put into words...
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
    -Hunter S. Thompson

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    Re: Don't Worry

    Another great mystery solved!:spin2:
    Vasudeva

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