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    Jesse Jackson

    I'm not a big Jesse Jackson fan, and this is far from tasteful, but it's so funny I'll take my chances.
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    Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
    the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his
    head

    In sheer panic, and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
    working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

    The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
    examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to
    Jesse, and told him to drink it all.

    Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "Damn, that tasted like bull
    sh!t!"

    The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."


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    Re: Jesse Jackson

    I find it apauling that people continue to throw out the ethnic jokes during a time of such racial strife. Lady Mod, you're a moderator here and should know better not to mention be ashamed of yourself.

    Did you hear the one about the four guys in an airplane. Bill Clinton, George Bush, Jessie Jackson and a hippy were out for an aerial sight seeing tour. Suddenly the engine quit and Bush took control of the situation. He could only find three parachutes.

    Bush said, "I'm the president of the United States and the most important leader in the free world." He grabbed a chute and went out the door.

    Jesse Jackson grabbed a chute and said, "I'm the smartest black man in america, I must survive." Out he went.

    Clinton looked at the hippy and said, "My son, I've lived a long life, been president, and screwed uncountable interns and staffers. You take the last chute and enjoy the rest of your life."

    The hippy looked at Bill and said, "Nothing to worry about Mr. Prsident. The smartest black man in america just jumped out wearing my backpack."


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    The terminally stupid and certifiably insane.

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    Re: Jesse Jackson

    Quote Originally Posted by sojustask
    I'm not a big Jesse Jackson fan, and this is far from tasteful, but it's so funny I'll take my chances.
    ***********************************************

    Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
    the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his
    head

    In sheer panic, and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
    working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

    The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
    examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to
    Jesse, and told him to drink it all.

    Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "Damn, that tasted like bull
    sh!t!"

    The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."


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    LOL. Hadn't heard that one.

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    Re: Jesse Jackson

    ROTFL.....both good ones!!!! Nothing wrong with a little levity. :D

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    Re: Jesse Jackson

    I like that one Bogie

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