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    Nancy Pelosi

    This joke has been going around...

    Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    hahaha, I do hate that woman.
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got"

    National Taxes, National Borders!!

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Now that is funny!

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Quote Originally Posted by cruise95
    This joke has been going around...

    Speaker of the House Elect Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

    It could also be a symbol of the "spread eagle " strategy the democrats plan to use to defend this country against further terrorist attacks
    Originally posted by Americanadian
    Palin: Omit the "i" and you're left with "Pain".

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Ok, so I laughed. She's a bit strange, did you see that video on CNN of her blinking like 80 something times in a minute during the State of the Union?

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronster
    hahaha, I do hate that woman.
    i dont get it, i thought this was a knock against the republicans...

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Nancy Pelosi: you go girl!

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    it was even funnier the first time i heard it, using GW Bush instead of Pelosi.

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Quote Originally Posted by cheech
    it was even funnier the first time i heard it, using GW Bush instead of Pelosi.
    thats what i thought i was!!!!

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Quote Originally Posted by lisan23
    Ok, so I laughed. She's a bit strange, did you see that video on CNN of her blinking like 80 something times in a minute during the State of the Union?
    True, but Cheney only blinked like once, didn't he? That's weird too. They're obviously on opposites ends of not only the political spectrum, but the tear duct spectrum as well.
    "Science is evidence without proof. Creationism is proof without evidence."

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Cheney looked like he was pissed off at the world as usual, and maybe she was blinking in anticipation of him pulling a gun and shooting the closest target??

    It was actually nice to hear that Bush had enough time to practice his speech so he didn't sound like a insecure, babbling, 7th grader doing his first oral report?

    The blinking was really a distraction though? Maybe she needs to change her contacts cleanser??

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronster
    hahaha, I do hate that woman.
    I dislike her, too, but the joke was kind of... ehh...

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    Re: Nancy Pelosi

    Why do you dislike her Ass... you don't even know her. Do you just go around looking for people to dislike? I suppose so. Misfit!

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