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    Doggie with a Bone?

    Hiiiii!!!! All!

    Sorry guys! Was feeling a little bit despondent the other day. Nothing to do with religion though, lol! I think I've reached a point where I've come to know some of you well enough, that I can honestly say, my first impressions were right about you, (despite what you dish out sometimes Lol). You are people I'd like to call my friends if you'll still have me back. I think I would miss the interaction with you. But hear this! I always bounce back just like a dog with a bone! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


    So here we go again...........?????????? :D

    UNVEILING BIBLICAL TRUTHS - VOLUME I
    Last edited by Emerantia; 01-09-2007 at 07:35 AM.
    "Hunger ye not after the unattainable, lest the hidden beauty and mysterious wonders of the 'real' life's simplicities that lay already within your grasp, should also elude you in your fruitless endeavors!'
    Extract from Quotable Sentiments by Emerantia Parnall-Gilbert Copyright C2005 All Rights Reserved

  2. #2
    Fizban "The Fabulous" Guest

    Re: Doggie with a Bone?

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
    And knock her upper during supper
    Clutter up her butter gutter
    Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
    While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
    Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
    And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
    Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
    I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby
    I was givin' some head to some french bread
    It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
    French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
    I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon
    I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
    I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
    Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
    Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
    Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
    With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget
    Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
    He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
    Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
    Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
    Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
    From the skeez disease, wooi!

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
    Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
    Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
    Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
    Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
    Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
    Bananarama or ramabanana
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    ****in' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
    Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
    You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
    Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
    Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
    I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
    Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
    Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
    Holy moly, guacamole! said my Chips Ahoy
    I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
    We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

    Mr Bungle

  3. #3
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    Re: Doggie with a Bone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fizban "The Fabulous"
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
    And knock her upper during supper
    Clutter up her butter gutter
    Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
    While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
    Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
    And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
    Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
    I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby
    I was givin' some head to some french bread
    It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
    French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
    I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon
    I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
    I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
    Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
    Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
    Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
    With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget
    Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
    He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
    Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
    Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
    Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
    From the skeez disease, wooi!

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
    Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
    Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
    Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
    Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
    Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
    Bananarama or ramabanana
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    ****in' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
    Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
    You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
    Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
    Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
    I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
    Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
    Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
    Holy moly, guacamole! said my Chips Ahoy
    I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
    We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

    Mr Bungle
    yah!?fine and dandy.........but do you ........YAHOO!?hehe!!....just askin..

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    Re: Doggie with a Bone?

    to my darlin,emerantia!?what a BEAUTIFUL name and praise be to those that concieved of same!?for it calls to the heart of men like a long lost call of hope to another trime and space and LIFE!?who could of THOUGHT of such a name but god himself!and few be they that still call unto him and hear his naming?hehe!!.....just askin....

  5. #5
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    Re: Doggie with a Bone?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fizban "The Fabulous"
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
    And knock her upper during supper
    Clutter up her butter gutter
    Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
    While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
    Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
    And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
    Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
    I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby
    I was givin' some head to some french bread
    It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
    French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
    I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon
    I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
    I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
    Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
    Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
    Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
    With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget
    Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
    He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
    Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
    Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
    Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
    From the skeez disease, wooi!

    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
    Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
    Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
    Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast
    Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
    Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
    Bananarama or ramabanana
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

    ****in' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana
    Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna
    You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
    Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
    Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
    I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
    Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
    Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
    Holy moly, guacamole! said my Chips Ahoy
    I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
    Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby
    We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

    Mr Bungle

    WOWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY & QUITE BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!

    What about this one I knocked up last year - it too has a punch line!
    :rolleyes:

    SUNDAY WORSHIPERS


    Religious addictions; social afflictions
    Still thrive unto this day
    Enter Churches, Confessional cubicles
    Pretentious piousness boldly on display!
    Attend 'High Mass' Sundays', should be
    A fun day, Mondays' feeling deprived
    Comes Tuesday, Wednesday's a pub day
    Thursday's they swear at their mates!
    Friday's a fish; but no meat day
    Temptation sets in and they yield...
    Saturday means boozing at nightclubs
    Behaving badly and playing the field!
    Arrive fearfilled Sunday
    That disturbing sermon which all dread
    And nowhere to hide in the world!
    Indiscretions tallied of previous week
    Down in workplace, at home or in school
    Where they'll habitually lie and cheat!
    But here DA JUDGE rules; delivers DA LAW!
    And where obedient angels turn up the HEAT!

    Emerantia Parnall-Gilbert
    Copyright 2006 Emerantia Maria Parnall-Gilbert


    Hey Mann - ye Like?



    UNVEILING BIBLICAL TRUTHS - VOLUME I
    Last edited by Emerantia; 01-09-2007 at 01:26 PM.
    "Hunger ye not after the unattainable, lest the hidden beauty and mysterious wonders of the 'real' life's simplicities that lay already within your grasp, should also elude you in your fruitless endeavors!'
    Extract from Quotable Sentiments by Emerantia Parnall-Gilbert Copyright C2005 All Rights Reserved

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    Re: Doggie with a Bone?

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx
    yah!?fine and dandy.........but do you ........YAHOO!?hehe!!....just askin..



    Hey Lexx

    And do you...BOOGIE?????
    Last edited by Emerantia; 01-09-2007 at 01:22 PM.
    "Hunger ye not after the unattainable, lest the hidden beauty and mysterious wonders of the 'real' life's simplicities that lay already within your grasp, should also elude you in your fruitless endeavors!'
    Extract from Quotable Sentiments by Emerantia Parnall-Gilbert Copyright C2005 All Rights Reserved

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    Re: Doggie with a Bone?

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx
    to my darlin,emerantia!?what a BEAUTIFUL name and praise be to those that concieved of same!?for it calls to the heart of men like a long lost call of hope to another trime and space and LIFE!?who could of THOUGHT of such a name but god himself!and few be they that still call unto him and hear his naming?hehe!!.....just askin....



    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Phew! all done! Yah! isn't it just! LOL! But Emma for short will do! hehe...lexxy


    ;)
    Last edited by Emerantia; 01-09-2007 at 01:38 PM. Reason: afterthought
    "Hunger ye not after the unattainable, lest the hidden beauty and mysterious wonders of the 'real' life's simplicities that lay already within your grasp, should also elude you in your fruitless endeavors!'
    Extract from Quotable Sentiments by Emerantia Parnall-Gilbert Copyright C2005 All Rights Reserved

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