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    Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    This is the problem with America these days ......

    Kids are just too soft.

    Heck if that were my kid, I'd used a hack saw to cut off the bottle.

    But then.... My kids never got their tongue stuck in a bottle.



    Mary Kate Person, of Philadelphia, had to have emergency surgery to remove her swollen tongue from the metal water bottle that she was using.

    After going for the final drops of water in her bottle, her tongue became stuck and she was rushed to the hospital where doctors feared she could suffocate if her swollen tongue blocked the airway or her tongue would effectively 'die' as she would lose use of the organ and with it, the power of speech.

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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    She should only be nominated for an 'Honorable Mention'. The Darwin Awards are only given to people who improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it (dying as a result of their actions).

    http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/


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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    Quote Originally Posted by PaulM View Post
    She should only be nominated for an 'Honorable Mention'. The Darwin Awards are only given to people who improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it (dying as a result of their actions).

    http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/


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    I'm pretty sure surviving getting your balls blown off counts too - no reproducing!

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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    ok...close your eyes.......and count to 3.......1 2 3 PULL ::crazy1::yelcutelaughA::chicken:
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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    Quote Originally Posted by naturefreak2101 View Post
    I'm pretty sure surviving getting your balls blown off counts too - no reproducing!

    probably, but that is just not fully enough. :)


    http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2010-10.html
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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    How the hell is this tongue stuck in a jug thing even possible?

    LOL - cut the end off and jab it back through with a broom handle.

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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    Quote Originally Posted by bibleman View Post
    How the hell is this tongue stuck in a jug thing even possible?

    LOL - cut the end off and jab it back through with a broom handle.
    She is gonna be popular in high school !

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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    Quote Originally Posted by Yawn... View Post
    She is gonna be popular in high school !


    If I was back in high school and saw her after this story.............I'd tend to point and laugh.

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    Re: Darwin Award Nominee - Children's Division

    Not a Darwin Award nominee.

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