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    Finkelstein and Jesus

    Finkelstein and Jesus


    Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.
    A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit! He asked how much He owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no,no, for the Son of God ? There's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor? Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor? "

    Jesus readily agreed and as promised, and extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses. A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

    He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted him he said: " Jesus , Jesus , look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership? "

    "Certainly," replied Jesus . "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."

    "Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all, I am the craftsman." The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.

    A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.


    Can you guess what it read?





    Are you sure you want to know?




    Here it comes...




    Don't say you weren't warned......

















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    Re: Finkelstein and Jesus

    OH, DON'T WHINE & MOAN! You know you think it's funny. ;)





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    Re: Finkelstein and Jesus

    It took me a minute to figure out what that said... but then I laughed.

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    for the present!? and past!? condition of mankind is due to the wrong education in the placement of personality in the world ahead of personality in the godhead!?the former TAKING precedence by due exclusion by misfortune of choice in events unpredictable yet in the end useful!?to those that inquire of necessity!?and rumored about in tall tales an anecdotes!?hehe!!......just askin...
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