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    What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    What can we learn about God, love, law, and life from Sampson picking up a jawbone and slaying a bunch of Philistines (ancient transient Greeks)?

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by bibleman View Post
    What can we learn about God, love, law, and life from Sampson picking up a jawbone and slaying a bunch of Philistines (ancient transient Greeks)?
    That Sampson was a sociopathic mass murderer.

    And jawbones in to be banned........

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    The mouth of an ass is mightier than a thousand men? yb:
    "Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true."

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Qi123 View Post
    The mouth of an ass is mightier than a thousand men? yb:
    ::judges::freak3::

    even long DECEASED!?
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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yawn... View Post
    And jawbones in to be banned........


    That about sums up the argument against owning guns. :yelcutelaughA:

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Qi123 View Post
    The mouth of an ass is mightier than a thousand men? yb:

    Where have you been hiding?

    Great reply! I'm gonna have to use that.......if there is ever an occasion.....off scam.com....er....

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Qi123 View Post
    The mouth of an ass is mightier than a thousand men? yb:
    And if you don't believe it, try farting in a crowded car.

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by doojie View Post
    And if you don't believe it, try farting in a crowded car.
    Heheheheh

    I thought this vid was appropriate.



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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by bibleman View Post
    Where have you been hiding?

    Great reply! I'm gonna have to use that.......if there is ever an occasion.....off scam.com....er....
    I was hiding from Bible Man:nervouss:



    Apparently he's a jedi
    "Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true."

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by doojie View Post
    And if you don't believe it, try farting in a crowded car.
    I was actually thinking about politics
    "Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true."

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Qi123 View Post
    I was actually thinking about politics
    Oh. Try farting at a crowded political convention. Oh, I get it! Politician speaking, ass farting.

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Qi123 View Post
    I was hiding from Bible Man:nervouss:



    Apparently he's a jedi


    LOL

    The full armor of God...





    The Light Saber is just for effect. :yelcutelaughA:

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by doojie View Post
    Oh. Try farting at a crowded political convention. Oh, I get it! Politician speaking, ass farting.
    A farting politician in a crowded car..........

    Bad stuff coming from both ends.

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by bibleman View Post
    LOL

    The full armor of God...





    The Light Saber is just for effect. :yelcutelaughA:

    “Wherefore take unto the whole armour of God, that ye make be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness. And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace. Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the spirit, which is the word of God.” ::nervouss:
    "Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true."

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Qi123 View Post
    ... and the sword of the spirit, which is the word of God.” ::nervouss:

    Yep. The sword was in the shop for a mend......so he had to......er I mean...I...oh never mind.........he had to borrow the light saber until his came back. :



    ^
    This is starting to look like a bunch of farts in the wind. :yelcutelaughA:


    Better than in a car, I guess.

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    Re: What lesson can be learned from Sampson, the Jawbone killer?

    We can learn that it's good Box-Office!


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