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    Depressed

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
    ...
    Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, I called a Suicide Hotline.

    I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center in Pakistan, I told them I was suicidal.

    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

    Folks, we're screwed.


    LM

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    Re: Depressed

    ROFLMAO!!

    I saw the title and thought it was going to be serious.

    Good one! :yelcutelaughA:

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    Re: Depressed

    Haha, I was worried about you! Stealing it for my facebook page though.. :

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