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    They Just Don't Make Satanists The Way They Used To

    High Priest of the Church of Satan says, "We don’t believe Satan exists as a deity."



    And to make it worse, he looks like Saint Nick without the red hat and suit.....WTF! :yelcutelaughA:

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    is this some kind of IMPROVEMENT/NEW ANGLE sales pitch!? :nervouss:::crazy1:
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    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    is this some kind of IMPROVEMENT/NEW ANGLE sales pitch!? :nervouss:::crazy1:
    Ahaha, must be.

    Look kids! Its that jolly old satanist!! Wave hi, kids. Who wants a turn sitting on his jolly old lap? :bunny:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bibleman View Post
    Ahaha, must be.

    Look kids! Its that jolly old satanist!! Wave hi, kids. Who wants a turn sitting on his jolly old lap? :bunny:
    Didn't you hear about all the dyslexics that sold their soul to Santa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_jag View Post
    Didn't you hear about all the dyslexics that sold their soul to Santa?
    Its a "code." An anagram.....but SSSSHHHHH Don't tell anyone...

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    Re: They Just Don't Make Satanists The Way They Used To

    Ecclesiastes 1:9


    "The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun."


    There's always a sales-pitch involved as what is false always has an agenda; hence, "We don’t believe Satan exists as a deity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonzQed View Post
    Ecclesiastes 1:9
    The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun."


    You mean Peter Gilmore has ALWAYS been Santa? :spin2:

    Just kidding.

    I don't know why anyone would want to join an organization of such admittedly self serving elitist individuals as they, apart from the shock factor.....and then comes along Peter Gilmore looking like Father Time out of uniform, and messes the whole thing up. :

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonzQed View Post
    Ecclesiastes 1:9


    "The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun."


    There's always a sales-pitch involved as what is false always has an agenda; hence, "We don’t believe Satan exists as a deity."
    that DARN SUN?! when we gonna GET OVER on it!? or GET on OVER it!? HEY...i just had a GREAT idea.........science construct a GIANT mirror/or lense in space to reflect/focus extra sunlight during winter so we stay WARMER!? LIKE SUMMER!? say it cost us each $50 a month!? DOABLE!? :sun_smiley: : :liefde::king22:
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    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    that DARN SUN?! when we gonna GET OVER on it!? or GET on OVER it!? HEY...i just had a GREAT idea.........science construct a GIANT mirror/or lense in space to reflect/focus extra sunlight during winter so we stay WARMER!? LIKE SUMMER!? say it cost us each $50 a month!? DOABLE!? :sun_smiley: : :liefde::king22:

    If global warming is about to really kick off in a HOT way, we need only wait....and keep driving them suburbans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bibleman View Post
    If global warming is about to really kick off in a HOT way, we need only wait....and keep driving them suburbans.
    maybe move the mirror for shade purpose TOO!? : :crazy1: :spin2: :
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    "Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true."

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    Hahahahahahahahah, I bet they don't get many newbs in "church."

    ...Well, maybe the one's stationed outside a Marylin Manson concert. :

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