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    Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    Ten Reasons Liberals Hate Holidays


    10 - Thanksgiving is mass murder for turkeys.
    9 - Too many SUVs traveling to grandma's house.
    8 - College bowl games encourage competition.
    7 - Millions of Christmas trees are cut down.
    6 - The pilgrims thought up Thanksgiving, not the Indians.
    5 - Christmas lights waste electricity.
    4 - People are giving thanks to WHO?
    3 - Winter lull in global-warming hype.
    2 - Daycare centers are closed.
    1 - Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.
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    Re: Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    LMMFAO!

    Nice find frank!!

    This post just made my day an even merrier Christmas, because I can't stop laughing at the irony of it.

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    Re: Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    Nice.





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    Re: Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    Pretty dumb if you ask me.


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    Re: Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    Can you three of you (frankg, grim, pwrone) possibly stoop any lower than this?

    Seriously...

    Using Christmas as political ammunition?

    That's just... sad. :(

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    Re: Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    10 - Thanksgiving is mass murder for turkeys.

    Monkeys would rather kill a few hundred thousand innocent people... but there are reporters with cameras to discourage that.

    9 - Too many SUVs traveling to grandma's house.

    Plenty of Grandmas still alive thanks to Medicare and those "librul" Great Society BS Entitlement Programs. Monkeys don't believe in entitlement programs. They don't want to deal with some pain in the ass old broad stinking up the trailer.


    8 - College bowl games encourage competition.

    Monkey's like to instill an adversary metality with little "pretend play wars" and violent militarism on TV. it teaches kids to hate the "Bad Guys". When they get old enough to swill some beer and play with their pricks, it's an easy leap to get them pumped up for killing the "enemy". See: 911

    7 - Millions of Christmas trees are cut down.

    Because people need them to heat their homes with oil 5 times higher than it was during the Clinton years. Better not waste the stuff either. With The Flying Monkey at the wheel, anything can happen and will. Better stock up on canned food and amunition too


    6 - The pilgrims thought up Thanksgiving, not the Indians.

    The Pilgrims thought up lots of interesting things.. like Witch Burning. That's why Monkeys revere them. Now they call the witches "terrists".

    5 - Christmas lights waste electricity.

    Sure, electricity is over rated. We can steal plenty of that Iraqi oil to make kerosene...just as soon as we figure out how to keep the pipelines from getting blown up. Who needs it anyway, when there's a nice green glow coming out of the ground?

    4 - People are giving thanks to WHO?

    Only a Monkey would use grammar like that. The good news is: We won't need education anymore with all those nice new work camps they're building in The West.

    3 - Winter lull in global-warming hype.

    Admittedly, it is tiresome to complain about things when it's 85 degrees..... in January

    2 - Daycare centers are closed.

    That's because gangs of GOP Monkey pedophiles were seen leaving out the back doors in trucks loaded with kids


    1 - Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.

    The Monkeys love to celebrate the birth of The Prince Of Peace, as long as they get to start wars.
    It makes them feel holy. Don't tell them, but Jesus was a "libul". You could get shot for that.
    Last edited by dchristie; 12-26-2006 at 08:09 AM.

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    Re: Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    is this really that funny??? are you right winged gun toting fake soldiers really laughing cuase you think its funny, or just showing your fellow monkeys some support???

    seems to me like this list is not funny at all, and not because its aimed at what you consider me to be (liberal), but because its just not funny...

    good effort though, hope it didnt take too long to think up!!!

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    Re: Ten Reasons Liberals Hate the Holidays

    Quote Originally Posted by dchristie
    10 - Thanksgiving is mass murder for turkeys.

    Monkeys would rather kill a few hundred thousand innocent people... but there are reporters with cameras to discourage that.

    9 - Too many SUVs traveling to grandma's house.

    Plenty of Grandmas still alive thanks to Medicare and those "librul" Great Society BS Entitlement Programs. Monkeys don't believe in entitlement programs. They don't want to deal with some pain in the ass old broad stinking up the trailer.


    8 - College bowl games encourage competition.

    Monkey's like to instill an adversary metality with little "pretend play wars" and violent militarism on TV. it teaches kids to hate the "Bad Guys". When they get old enough to swill some beer and play with their pricks, it's an easy leap to get them pumped up for killing the "enemy". See: 911

    7 - Millions of Christmas trees are cut down.

    Because people need them to heat their homes with oil 5 times higher than it was during the Clinton years. Better not waste the stuff either. With The Flying Monkey at the wheel, anything can happen and will. Better stock up on canned food and amunition too


    6 - The pilgrims thought up Thanksgiving, not the Indians.

    The Pilgrims thought up lots of interesting things.. like Witch Burning. That's why Monkeys revere them. Now they call the witches "terrists".

    5 - Christmas lights waste electricity.

    Sure, electricity is over rated. We can steal plenty of that Iraqi oil to make kerosene...just as soon as we figure out how to keep the pipelines from getting blown up. Who needs it anyway, when there's a nice green glow coming out of the ground?

    4 - People are giving thanks to WHO?

    Only a Monkey would use grammar like that. The good news is: We won't need education anymore with all those nice new work camps they're building in The West.

    3 - Winter lull in global-warming hype.

    Admittedly, it is tiresome to complain about things when it's 85 degrees..... in January

    2 - Daycare centers are closed.

    That's because gangs of GOP Monkey pedophiles were seen leaving out the back doors in trucks loaded with kids


    1 - Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.

    The Monkeys love to celebrate the birth of The Prince Of Peace, as long as they get to start wars.
    It makes them feel holy. Don't tell them, but Jesus was a "libul". You could get shot for that.

    Damned Libruls won the debate again. ;)


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