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    Isn't it nice

    I have always thought it was nice of the Christian masses of the world to be praying to an ancient Egyption King of the gods.

    Every time they pray, they address their prayers to Amen. If fact, I don't know of any prayer that I have ever heard that didn't end in Amen.

    I wonder if Amen Ra minds that you aren't even egyption. I wonder if christians know that they are praying to an egyption king of gods...

    http://www.touregypt.net/amen.htm

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    Vernon Howard's
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    The Mystic Path to Cosmic Power, p. 80


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    Amen means Truth in Hebrew, nice try Infidel :cool:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Born2Serve
    Amen means Truth in Hebrew, nice try Infidel :cool:
    Unlikely....

    The word or root amen, certainly means "what is hidden," "what is not seen," "what cannot be seen," and the like, and this fact is proved by scores of examples which may be collected from texts of all periods.

    In all respects, it is talking about Amen Ra - Egyption king of gods. nice of you to recognise him when you pray.....

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    Emet, or in some dialects, emes, means truth in Hebrew.

    Amen is indeed the Egyptian god--Egyptian religion + Ugarit/Canaanite religion is where the better part of Judaism came from. There is much too much in the Hebrew bible, anyway, that we know is of Egyptian origin to ignore it.

    Christianity also has some really striking parallels. The only difference is Rome literalised it all, whereas the Egyptians, and eventually the Hebrews, realised it was allegory.

    You do remember where Moses was raised, right?

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    does this mean i have to throw out my R-AMEN noodles!?hehe!!or just build an altar or something!?.....just askin...

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    Don't worry Lexx, it doesn't mean you have to pray to your noodles or anything. :p

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    but i do worry sometimes about all the little children "my noodles" wherever they are born!?and if they are warm in the water of gods love!?the golden child(ren)!?hehe!!.....just askin..

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    Lexx, I'm beginning to think that we've come across a new wonder of the world in you....... ;)

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    Lexx has a good time here. As do I. It's all great sport.

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    Re: Isn't it nice

    Quote Originally Posted by bogie
    Lexx has a good time here. As do I. It's all great sport.
    Lol Good sport... Heres a joke -

    So this guy gets a call from a woman:

    Woman Hi Jake its me Gloria!

    Jake: Gloria?... hm.. I dont think i know a Gloria....

    Gloria: Sure you do! We were at a party 2 months ago. We were making out on the dance floor. Then we started getting hot and heavy.

    Jake: hm... Nope. Still nothing...

    Gloria: Yeah and we went up to the bedroom and had sex for an hour. You ended calling me a good sport. Well I ended up pregnant and if you don't say you love me and your going to take care of me I'm going to jump off this bridge!

    Jake: Wow! You really are a good sport!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_jag
    Lol Good sport... Heres a joke -

    So this guy gets a call from a woman:

    Woman Hi Jake its me Gloria!

    Jake: Gloria?... hm.. I dont think i know a Gloria....

    Gloria: Sure you do! We were at a party 2 months ago. We were making out on the dance floor. Then we started getting hot and heavy.

    Jake: hm... Nope. Still nothing...

    Gloria: Yeah and we went up to the bedroom and had sex for an hour. You ended calling me a good sport. Well I ended up pregnant and if you don't say you love me and your going to take care of me I'm going to jump off this bridge!

    Jake: Wow! You really are a good sport!

    :D.........................

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    Re: Isn't it nice

    I posted this one a few days ago under the virgin Mary thread.


    There's a political cartoon in the 12/18 issue of Time magazine. I can't draw so I'll describe the scene.

    A preacher is at the lecturn giving the sunday sermon and says, "Lo and behold the miracle, the virgin Mary is with child."

    A lady sitting in the congregation leans over and whispers to her husband, "I was wondering how the extreme religious right wingers were going to explain Mary Chaney being pregnant

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