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    Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Think you are good at numbers and memory ?

    Then take the test: Chick Here >>> This 7 year old Chimpanzee will kick your ass

    The little bastard kicked my ass...




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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Quote Originally Posted by iamwil View Post
    I couldn't even see all the numbers....I tried three times the best I got was six.
    You lying bitch.

    I couldn't even get the first number.

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH™

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Ah, but can the chimp win the FUCKING US OPEN TENNIS!!!!!!!

    WELL DONE Andy Murray!




    (sorry ... overexcited ...)

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Quote Originally Posted by thistle View Post
    Ah, but can the chimp win the f-u-c-kING US OPEN TENNIS!!!!!!!

    WELL DONE Andy Murray!




    (sorry ... overexcited ...)
    Congrats on the win for Scotland, thistle.
    I watched the women and it was so exciting. I sure thought Serena was going to loose to the Aussie. Great tennis.

    You guys are actually competing with that cute little chimp. lol

    I know he has out done you guys with his looks, now how many other things can he do better than you???

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tulip View Post
    Congrats on the win for Scotland, thistle.
    I watched the women and it was so exciting. I sure thought Serena was going to loose to the Aussie. Great tennis.

    You guys are actually competing with that cute little chimp. lol

    I know he has out done you guys with his looks, now how many other things can he do better than you???
    In the area of slinging shit at visitors - chimps are very good at that.

    I wonder how well he would do on scam.com.

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yawn... View Post
    In the area of slinging shit at visitors - chimps are very good at that.
    LMAO!

    You got 8 correct.
    Ayumu averages 8.
    You tied the chimp.

    Cute little 7-year old bastard lol.

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    I just stared at the screen and moved my eyes in circles, then hit the button. Got a headache now lol. The chick walking past me probably thought I was on crack or something.

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    I take it you all caught the disclaimer at the beginning of the video.

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science. -C. Darwin

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Quote Originally Posted by nomaxim View Post
    I take it you all caught the disclaimer at the beginning of the video.

    Then how to you explain the fact that Chimps beat Humans into space ?


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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

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    Then how to you explain the fact that Chimps beat Humans into space ?

    Humans put the chimp in space.

    Besides, a dog (1951) was in space before a chimp (1961). :spin2:

    So were fruit flies (1947), a monkey (1949), and a mouse (1950).

    Animals in space (Wiki)
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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    The look on its face in that space pic is freakin' hilarious. Looks like it's trying to be confident and not laugh but can't hold it in lol.
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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Quote Originally Posted by nomaxim View Post
    Humans put the chimp in space.

    Besides, a dog (1951) was in space before a chimp (1961). :spin2:

    So were fruit flies (1947), a monkey (1949), and a mouse (1950).

    Animals in space (Wiki)
    Exactly. Thank you for making my point.

    Chimps beat humans into space.

    Those clever bastards ......

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yawn... View Post
    In the area of slinging shit at visitors - chimps are very good at that.

    I wonder how well he would do on scam.com.
    Comment of the day!! Lolz!



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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Scientists Teach Chimpanzee To Conduct 3-Year Study On Primates



    SEATTLE— Researchers at the University of Washington reported Thursday that Mokoko, a 7-year-old chimpanzee in the school's animal cognition laboratory, has learned to make systematic observations and collect data on other chimpanzees, conducting experiments with no assistance from human scientists.

    "We're excited Mokoko has learned to do research and really, really hoping she'll continue to turn in thorough, dependable primate studies," said Professor David Indela, who heads the lab. "Her impressive spatial reasoning skills and aptitude for problem solving make her well-suited to the work of a scientist. Her sign language is exceptional, too, whether she's indicating that an experiment is methodologically unsound or simply asking for more peanut butter and apple sauce."

    "Once Mokoko was competent enough to conduct an in-depth, hands-on study by herself, we taught her how to delegate the more routine tasks to undergraduate assistants," Indela said. "This allowed her to devote more time to her other responsibilities, which now include applying for supplemental grant money from the National Institutes of Health, attending academic conferences, and teaching an introductory lecture course on primate psychology every semester."

    "I'm proud to say Mokoko has now given us a decent little paper on chimpanzee behavior that I'm hoping I can publish in one of the major journals," he continued.

    Indela's colleagues confirmed Mokoko has even become adept at the higher-order reasoning skills required to navigate departmental politics and keep their tenure board placated.

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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    It was the mice dude.

    Everyone knows that the mice built the super computer Deep Thought to answer the question, What is Life, the Universe, and everything?

    Deep Thought's answer was; 42.
    The answer of course makes no sense because the question was wrong.

    Everyone knows that Deep Thought then drew up the specifications for the Earth and that the mice then had it built at Magrathea.

    Every knows that the purpose for this project was to find the actual question to the answer, 42.
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    Re: Are you smarter than a Chimpanzee ?

    Oh yes, we can not forget the second most intelligent creatures on the planet Earth.

    Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science. -C. Darwin

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