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    Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Doyle, it is official!

    You can now take down your Vitamark cookie blog because Vitamark aint doing no cookies anymore. They ain't doing soy strips either.

    You are now an It Works distributor....by no choice of your own (That's if you still have an active account).

    Meet some of your fellow It Works distributors below........



    What the hell is that wrapped around their waist? Those fellas seem to be a bit too friendly for my taste.
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    "That's why I changed my 'story'".
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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    This may be a good move for Doyle. I remember that pic of him with his belly hanging out of that pink untucked shirt. Maybe if he wraps some plastic wrap around himself like the Village People guys in that pic, he might be able to burn off some of that unsightly belly fat. That'd be something a Lifestyle trainer would do, right?
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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Another slow day for the scam-busting village idiots at scam.com?

    More mountains from mole-hills?

    I think so....:blunt:

    Vitamark hasn't 'closed shop'. They merged with 'ItWorks'.

    It's called a 'merger'.

    Happens all the time, in and OUT of MLM/DS.

    So what!

    Also, CD has indicated more than once that he's no longer building VM.

    So??
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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Quote Originally Posted by ohein56 View Post
    Vitamark hasn't 'closed shop'. They merged with 'ItWorks'.

    It's called a 'merger'.
    They merged with 'ItWorks' and they call it a 'merger'?

    Gee, thanks for enlightening us.

    We probably would never have guessed otherwise!

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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Quote Originally Posted by ohein56 View Post

    More mountains from mole-hills?

    I think so....:blunt:

    Vitamark hasn't 'closed shop'. They merged with 'ItWorks'.

    Vitamark Partners have excitedly embraced the opportunity to join with and capitalize on the momentum driven by It Works! "first to market" Ulimate Body Applicator and other quality personal and wellness products. Great Science, Management and Marketing teams are already bringing former Vitamark Partners up to speed with the It Works Way. Because the companies shared a commitment to excellence for both its distributors and customers and some similar products exist an evaluation will be made as to any additions or changes to the It Works! offerings. Current Vitamark products will be available through the former Vitamark Partners who are now It Works Independent Distributors while they last or until formal announcements are made by It Works! Global.
    They closed shop. Case closed.
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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    If it were a merger, wouldn't the same products be available, even if under a new corporate name? If there were any worthwhile products sold under the old name, they would be crazy not to keep them, even if they changed label to new company, the name of old product should remain. Makes you wonder?

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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Well, Doyle, I guess you really did it this time!

    Those 15,000 posts you made finally paid off.

    From all the negative publicity Vitamark received thanks to you, they finally had to close up shop.

    Congratulations!

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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Can you imagine one morning while you are dipping you diet cookies in a warm cup of Limu, you get that call from your upline .........

    "Bob, I have great news. We are now an A$$ cream salesman for It Works"



    Man, that's gotta be tough to swallow. A tough transition to say the least.
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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Quote Originally Posted by James R View Post
    Doyle, it is official!
    You can now take down your Vitamark cookie blog because Vitamark aint doing no cookies anymore. They ain't doing soy strips either.
    You are now an It Works distributor....by no choice of your own (That's if you still have an active account).
    Meet some of your fellow It Works distributors below........

    What the hell is that wrapped around their waist? Those fellas seem to be a bit too friendly for my taste.
    It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.!

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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Yep, it looks like the LifeStyle Trainer high-tailed it out of there just in the nick of time. I wonder if he had some insider information?

    HMMM...it sort of makes you wonder.



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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Does this mean that the "residual income" for all the Vitamark victims vanishes?

    Of course, this won't affect Chris Doyle or his Vitamark victims because he says he isn't collecting any residual income from it which means that 100% of his Vitamark 'downline' lost money too.

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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    The "residual income" fallacy would only work if 100% of the sheep jumped to It Works.

    Of course that isn't going to happen. That's not even considering the fact that they would be forced to "retail" an entirely different line of products.

    If they were really concerned with all of thier "customers", they wouldn't have snatched all the products off the shelf. It sort of makes you wonder how important the "customers" really are.
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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    I tell ya, between "Big Al" swimming the Mighty Miss, and the Saran Wrap Backstreet Boys up there, our buddy Chris Doyle really keeps a colorful group of guys in his inner circle.
    There is not one woman on this planet capable of finishing an entire can of soda.

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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    Summer Summit 2012 Leadership Events | Vitamark

    Dallas, Texas. Saturday, August 11, 2012. Saturday, August 11. You'll hear from the top leaders and their excitement about It Works Global ...



    Please no audio or video recording during the session.



    Can you believe that crap?

    They haven't been in the company two weeks and they are already selling convention tickets.

    WOW...gotta love MLM!
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    It sounds like it's going to be huge. Something will probably be crushed there.
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    Re: Vitamark Closes Shop, Merges with It Works

    THIS IS AS CLOSE TO MAGIC AS IT GETS

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    Not only do they have the typical conventions....they have these "Wrap Parties" as well (Tupperware parties taken to another level altogether).

    Here's some It Works Wrap Party revelers below...



    YIKES!

    Gery D, Chris Doyle (possibly)...this ain't looking good.

    It seems to be a far cry from giggling hysterically at some guy "swimming the Mississippi" in some YouTube video.

    Do you guys really plan on hanging around for this?
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