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    Religion Is Like a Penis

    Religion is like a penis

    It's OK to have one.
    It's even OK to be proud of it.
    But it's NOT OK to whip it out in public,
    Shove it in my face,
    Or tell me what to do because you have one.
    Nor is it OK to marginalize me because I do not.
    :mxmas:


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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    Religion is like a penis

    It's OK to have one.
    It's even OK to be proud of it.
    But it's NOT OK to whip it out in public,
    Shove it in my face,
    Or tell me what to do because you have one.
    Nor is it OK to marginalize me because I do not.

    I guess I know what to say the next time those pesky Mormon missionaries come to my door.

    LOL ... I'm sure I'll get some strange looks.

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    Personally, I'd rather deal with the Mormons than with the Born-Agains. The Mormons put an effort into learning academic subjects such as English, mathematics, and the social sciences, which makes conversing with them far more pleasant than with someone who just rants about people smoking in church or insisting that you're vanquished just because they accepted Christ a few hours before.

    I definitely agree that Zoe has a good analogy going here.

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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    Religion is like a penis

    It's OK to have one.
    It's even OK to be proud of it.
    But it's NOT OK to whip it out in public,
    Shove it in my face,
    Or tell me what to do because you have one.
    Nor is it OK to marginalize me because I do not.
    thanks Z-girl, that was good.... on a bad day like today.

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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by ProfHenryHiggins View Post
    Personally, I'd rather deal with the Mormons than with the Born-Agains. The Mormons put an effort into learning academic subjects such as English, mathematics, and the social sciences, which makes conversing with them far more pleasant than with someone who just rants about people smoking in church or insisting that you're vanquished just because they accepted Christ a few hours before.

    I definitely agree that Zoe has a good analogy going here.
    What, you can smoke in church ?

    Which one ?

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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    I think the same case could be made for anyone with a strong opinion about anything. I personally prefer the “live and let live” philosophy. I believe you should believe whatever you wish if you will extend the same privilege to me. One’s rights however stop where my nose begins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by travelingman View Post
    I think the same case could be made for anyone with a strong opinion about anything. I personally prefer the “live and let live” philosophy. I believe you should believe whatever you wish if you will extend the same privilege to me. One’s rights however stop where my nose begins.
    I agree with the sentiment....if only that were the case. Today, however, we see the Evangelical Chri$tian Right trying to legislate their beliefs into laws....laws that the rest of us have to submit to. This is Constitutionally unacceptable and should be fought against even by other Chri$tians as the Rights that protects us FROM religion are the same Rights that protect religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LogicallyYours View Post
    I agree with the sentiment....if only that were the case. Today, however, we see the Evangelical Chri$tian Right trying to legislate their beliefs into laws....laws that the rest of us have to submit to. This is Constitutionally unacceptable and should be fought against even by other Chri$tians as the Rights that protects us FROM religion are the same Rights that protect religion.
    Yes. This is the whole reason why a sentiment like the one I posted even EXISTS.

    Were everyone to just live and let live we wouldn't have an issue with it at all.
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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

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    What, you can smoke in church ?
    Oh sure ... NOW you're interested in going to church. LOL ...

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    Which one ?
    I think it's called the Liqueur, Dope, and Speed Church.

    There seems to be a lot of these churches where I live.

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    The LDS??? Just no coffee.
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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    Religion is like a penis

    It's OK to have one.
    It's even OK to be proud of it.
    But it's NOT OK to whip it out in public,
    Shove it in my face,
    Or tell me what to do because you have one.
    Nor is it OK to marginalize me because I do not.
    You forgot...

    Don't ram it down my kids throat.


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    I believe there will be a nuclear war in October of this year.
    Oh Cnance.... Full of shit as always.

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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    Religion is like a penis

    It's OK to have one.
    It's even OK to be proud of it.
    But it's NOT OK to whip it out in public,
    Shove it in my face,
    Or tell me what to do because you have one.
    Nor is it OK to marginalize me because I do not.
    AMEN brother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samtheman View Post
    AMEN brother!
    Or sister, even...LOL ;)
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    If Religion is like a Penis, then all Chri$tians are dicks.
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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    I can buy bull penis in the freezer section of the supermarket. I don't see frozen worshippers anywhere to buy for dinner, LogicallyYours.

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    Re: Religion Is Like a Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by ProfHenryHiggins View Post
    I can buy bull penis in the freezer section of the supermarket. I don't see frozen worshippers anywhere to buy for dinner, LogicallyYours.
    They're too busy molesting your children.
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    I believe there will be a nuclear war in October of this year.
    Oh Cnance.... Full of shit as always.

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