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    Masturbation : and against WIIL GOD

    Masturbation : Harmful to your health and against the will of God



    This is not the first time we are informing you about the dangers of masturbation and it wonít be the last time either.
    To make it short: God donít like it! Why does God not like it? Because sex is meant for procreation. Period. If you masturbate you spill your valuable seamen and God donít like wasteful behavior! If you are a woman and you masturbate you are a slut and you deserve the cancer masturbation causes.

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    Re: Masturbation : and against WIIL GOD

    Quote Originally Posted by TRUECRISTIAN View Post
    Masturbation : Harmful to your health and against the will of God



    This is not the first time we are informing you about the dangers of masturbation and it wonít be the last time either.
    To make it short: God donít like it! Why does God not like it? Because sex is meant for procreation. Period. If you masturbate you spill your valuable seamen and God donít like wasteful behavior! If you are a woman and you masturbate you are a slut and you deserve the cancer masturbation causes.

    Wait... are you talking about sex or masturbation?

    Cause I only masturbate when I'm not having sex...

    A slut is a woman who is promiscuous. Masturbating satisfied the need to have sex, so a woman who masturbates would be less promiscuous.

    And how does your preacher buggering young boys satisfy God's requirement to save the precious seeds? Are young boys anuses god's holding pots for preacher seeds?
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    Re: Masturbation : and against WIIL GOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_jag View Post
    Wait... are you talking about sex or masturbation?

    Cause I only masturbate when I'm not having sex...

    A slut is a woman who is promiscuous. Masturbating satisfied the need to have sex, so a woman who masturbates would be less promiscuous.

    And how does your preacher buggering young boys satisfy God's requirement to save the precious seeds? Are young boys anuses god's holding pots for preacher seeds?
    Thanks for the reply. After you finish ing your mother sniff your fingers and smell the other 5 guys in front of you.

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    Re: Masturbation : and against WIIL GOD

    If you masturbate you spill your valuable seamen and God donít like wasteful behavior!
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    Re: Masturbation : and against WIIL GOD

    Hey, look! It's a thread meant to troll!

    Locking thread now.
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    Re: Masturbation : and against WIIL GOD

    Jeeze, and it one of my favorite topics.

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    Re: Masturbation : and against WIIL GOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Yawn... View Post
    Jeeze, and it one of my favorite topics.
    Then reopen it. I just closed it because someone complained.
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