This is hilarious.

I love to watch Monkeys hurling their own fascist fecal matter at each other.


Romney to CPAC: I'm "severely conservative".

Mitt Romney gave a detailed defense of his own conservative credentials Friday before a convention of right-wing activists, telling them that his life as a businessman and Massachusetts governor had been a series of battles for Republican ideals.

I know conservatism, because I have lived conservatism, Romney told a packed ballroom at the Conservative Political Action Conference, in a speech in which he underlined the point by saying conservative or conservatism 24 times. At some points, even those words werent strong enough: Romney called himself a severely conservative governor in Massachusetts.