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    Jesus Vs Batman

    I don't usually post stuff like this but II thought many here would get a kick out of this.

    An epic argument of Jesus vs. Batman
    http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12...-2/#more-54182

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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    Quote Originally Posted by Spector567 View Post
    I don't usually post stuff like this but II thought many here would get a kick out of this.

    An epic argument of Jesus vs. Batman
    http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12...-2/#more-54182
    Heh.

    But Batman was fictional!

    Yeah...

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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    "Vs" indicates an implied rhetorical division. It's not necessarily accurate since christchild is an essential archetype of a selfless hero.

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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    But Batman was fictional!
    How about a real character to throw into the mix.....a three-way between Batman, Jesus, and Geraldo!
    Bring back Celebrity Death Match!
    Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion- in the long run these are the only people who count... Robert Heinlein

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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    Quote Originally Posted by Spector567 View Post
    I don't usually post stuff like this but II thought many here would get a kick out of this.

    An epic argument of Jesus vs. Batman
    http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12...-2/#more-54182
    Oh, man...that thread was gold...lol


    lola
    December 31, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    I am sorry, sir, but Jesus CAN´T use super powes anyway. He doesn´t have any, he was just a carpenter.

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    Wham
    December 31, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    Daddy, would help him out. Mean while Batman’s parents are DEAD!

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    MisterYouAreSoDumb
    January 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    Just like daddy helped south east Asia during the tsunami? Bam!

    Too soon?
    OUCH....lol
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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    Quote Originally Posted by finix View Post
    "Vs" indicates an implied rhetorical division. It's not necessarily accurate since christchild is an essential archetype of a selfless hero.
    self less = other more!? no self!? what is 'self' made of!? what is self denial!? is it the same as selflessness!? is selfless just a different self!? is there only self and other!? is other god!? is there only self and god!? is god multiplied by self!? :crazy1: :spidey: :smurf: :
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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    interesting how all super heros have abilities beyond what is taken for normal!? in essence, all superheros display a super "self" !? not usually exceeding certain boundaries like life and death!? sort of a jesus within limits!? although the most beleivable (like batman) are mere highly physically conditioned mortals with amazing technological aids!? :smurf:
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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    is other god!?
    In case of Jesus, yes, presumably, the Father.

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    is there only self and god!?
    There is also the power to do the works, aka Holy Spirit.

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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    Quote Originally Posted by finix View Post
    In case of Jesus, yes, presumably, the Father.


    There is also the power to do the works, aka Holy Spirit.
    so you are saying, in essence(your own!?)that there is ONLY jesus and god!? as far as REALITY goes!? then what is MAN!? or who is man!? and is there another choice!? (or is it illusion) and who is ABLE to choose!? and why must they choose!? can the illusion be (made) REAL!? and WHO makes it REAL!? and WHY!? is it because god is the REALITY enFORCEr!? :crazy1: : :judges: :
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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    as far as REALITY goes!?
    There is the father and the son as far as scripture goes. There is also a holy spirit.

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    and is there another choice!?
    Yes, the devil.

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    ) and who is ABLE to choose!?
    Anyone with free will. Means everyone created human.

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    and why must they choose!?
    If they don't, the devil will take over.

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    WHO makes it REAL!?
    No one. It is the way people are created. It is inscribed in their genetic code.

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    Ahhh, so the game is fixed right from the beginning.

    Sounds pretty sadistic, if you ask me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    Ahhh, so the game is fixed right from the beginning.
    It's not a game. It's your life, and if you don't make right choices, you don't get a second chance. Fixed? You have a free choice. You are not able to change the choices, no.

    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    Sounds pretty sadistic, if you ask me.
    Why? There is no order without rules (laws), only death and destruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finix View Post
    It's not a game. It's your life, and if you don't make right choices, you don't get a second chance. Fixed? You have a free choice. You are not able to change the choices, no.


    Why? There is no order without rules (laws), only death and destruction.
    You neglect the part that there are physical laws that work just fine on their own without any need for a supernatural element.

    If you want to include that element into your argument, you'll first have to provide verifiable evidence that the element in question even exists at all.

    Otherwise, it has less significance to the debate than a speck of dust.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    You neglect the part that there are physical laws that work just fine on their own without any need for a supernatural element.
    These laws work on your body. Scripture doesn't operate there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finix View Post
    These laws work on your body. Scripture doesn't operate there.
    Scripture only operates in the minds of those who believe it holds any valid significance in the universe. Much like the laws of man.
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    Re: Jesus Vs Batman

    Quote Originally Posted by EvilZoe View Post
    Scripture only operates in the minds of those who be lieve it holds any valid significance in the universe.
    You almost got it right. Scripture operates in the minds of those who believe it is valid as far as the operation of the mind goes.

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