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    Song for Pastor Camping

    Hereís a song for Camping!

    Send me your Money (by Suicidal Tendencies) apropos

    Lights, camera, silence on the set.
    Tape rolling 3-2-1 action!
    Welcome to the Church of Suicidal.
    Weíll have a sermon and a wonderful recital. But before we go on thereís something I must mention. An important message I must bring to your attention.
    I was in meditation and prayer last night, I was awaken by a shining bright light.
    Overhead a Glorious Spirit. He gave me a message and all need to hear it.

    Send me your Money, thatís what He said. He said , ďSend Me Your MoneyĒ

    Now if you can only send a dollar or two, there ainít a Hell of allot I can do for you.
    But if you want to see Heavenís door, make out the check for five hundred dollars or more.

    SEND ME YOUR MONEY, DO YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
    SEND ME YOUR MONEY!

    Here comes another Con hiding behind a collar. His only God is the Almighty Dollar.
    He ainít no Prophet, He ainít no healer.

    Heís just a Goddamn money stealer.

    Now how much you give is your choice.
    But to me itís the difference between a Porsche and a Rolls Royce.
    I want it to hurt when you dig into your pockets, cause it make me feel good when my profits rocket.
    Send me your Money.

    Whoís gonna be the next King of the fakerís?
    Whoís gonna take the place of Jim and Tammy Faye Baker?
    See, my Momma didnít raise no fool Ďcause you canít put a price on a Miracle.

    Camping took the place of Jim and Tammy and now sits on excuses and the deaths of others lives and a Throne of Gold (72 million dollars). He is a false Prophet, cause real prophets donít profit and are never wrong. When they were wrong in times past they were killed.

    He is as Hitler, he is able to convince others with His lying tongue.:judges::1crysad:

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    Re: Song for Pastor Camping

    Nice lyrics, heres my fav for the same kind of theme, by Black Sabbath (TV Crimes)

    One day in the life of the lonely
    Another day on the round about
    What do they need
    Somebody to love

    One night in the life of the lonely
    There's a miracle on the screen
    What did they see
    Somebody to love

    He guarantees you instant glory
    Get your money on the line

    Gotta send me a plastic Jesus
    There's a check in the mail today
    That's what I need
    Somebody to love

    We just won't eat on Sunday
    Gotta buy him a limousine
    Somewhere to live
    Somewhere to pray

    Every penny from the people
    Keeps the wolf outside the door
    Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself
    But he'll give you more, yeah

    Chorus:
    Holy father, holy ghost
    Who's the one who pays the most
    Rock the cradle don't you cry
    Buy another lullaby

    Jack is nimble, Jack is quick
    Pick your pocket, turn a trick
    Slow and steady, he's got time
    To commit another TV crime
    TV crime

    One day in the life of the lonely
    Back again on the round about
    What do they need
    Somebody to love

    Yeah

    One night in the life of the lonely
    Another miracle on the screen
    What did they see
    Somebody to love again

    A supermarket of salvation
    Take a look inside the store
    Shop around and find forgiveness for yourself
    But he gives more

    Holy father - holy ghost
    Who's the one who hurts you most
    Rock the cradle when you cry
    Scream another lullaby

    Jack be nimble, Jack be slick
    Take the money, get out quick
    Slow and steady, so much time
    To commit another
    TV Crime, TV Crime

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    Re: Song for Pastor Camping

    Seems as if musicians see through the falsehoods of these money grabbers.

    I have always said that if the Church was truly separate from the State, why are no taxes levied on them.

    Inside Edition just did a special on the 4 Riches Pastors.
    Kenneth Copeland is #1 when it come to money. He has several Jets and a 26,000 sq.ft home and private Airport for His fleet.
    Joyce Meyers is a close third behind Benny.
    They have gotten theirs from people whom they have given false hope in a more you give the more you will receive teaching (prosperity gospel) a truly false doctrine.
    In actuality, Christ did say that if we choose His teachings we to would suffer tribulation not exactly what they Preach.
    Since these have seeked their reward here they receive nothing in the Kingdom.
    Also we were told by Christ that many would come in His name and have the ability to convince others that they know what God's mind is and rewards come from buying salvation.
    Sounds allot like the Catholic Church.
    Reason's for why these who give to man receive no healing's or solutions to their problems is that these who just keep giving money to these False Christs believe in them and not truly in God.
    These have been led astray and have lost their way.
    I pray for them to take the blinders off and have eyes to see (the riches) and take the cotton out of their ears and have ears to hear (the lies).
    May God have mercy on their souls.
    :judges::judges::judges:
    Last edited by Sharky; 06-03-2011 at 03:33 AM.

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