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    The Big Black Dildo Scam

    This is a scam run many years ago. I'm posting the story to hopefully raise a smile - not to encourage anyone to resurrect it.

    Some 30 years ago soft porn was risque men's magazines sold from the top shelves in newsagents, the 'hard' stuff was kept under the counter - and contained full nude pictures. The really hard stuff was only available from Holland !!

    A group in Birmingham set up a group and advertised really hard porn through mail order - they were inundated with orders and cash/postal orders. These were banked...and nothing else.

    After a while customers started to write asking for their porn. They received a letter saying 'we have been overwhelmed with demand and are awaiting the next delivery'

    The request from customers escalated - another 'waiting for delivery' letter sent.

    After a while, many customers stopped writing - some demanded their money back.

    No problem !!!

    They all received a cheque printed with the name
    The Big Black Dildo Company printed on the front.
    On the reverse, there was printed:
    This cheque is the return of your payment for ( I can't remember the exact headings - but you will get the gist)

    Outdoor porn pics
    Anal sex
    Gay porn
    Teenage sex pics

    with the relevant box ticked

    Well - would you bank it !!!!

    Al

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    Re: The Big Black Dildo Scam

    I personally like and use the jack rabbit... i used it so much that I had to reorder a new one last month.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Breaking News, Political headlines, news from around the world and yes my EXCLUSIVE one on one talk with Kermit The Frog. I want to welcome our viewers from the United States and around the world. Im Wolf Blitzer this is the Situation Room live from our nations capitol in Washington D.C.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5MkX...eature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=folC_...eature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAK-XiCLw-Q&feature=fvsr

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    Re: The Big Black Dildo Scam

    Quote Originally Posted by Revydo View Post
    Oh, Jesus eff Christ. There's a visual we didn't need,lol.

    I bet if you buy your spouse a Jack Rabbit She will love your forever. The intensity is pretty amazing!!....


    Valentines day is comming up.....it might make a great gift :
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Breaking News, Political headlines, news from around the world and yes my EXCLUSIVE one on one talk with Kermit The Frog. I want to welcome our viewers from the United States and around the world. Im Wolf Blitzer this is the Situation Room live from our nations capitol in Washington D.C.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5MkX...eature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=folC_...eature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAK-XiCLw-Q&feature=fvsr

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    Re: The Big Black Dildo Scam

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit The Frog View Post
    I personally like and use the jack rabbit... i used it so much that I had to reorder a new one last month.
    You're a sick lonely old toad, ain't you?
    No wonder you were asking those questions...

    :judges:
    :
    Who's running this popcorn stand anyway? :zx11pissed:

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    Re: The Big Black Dildo Scam

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
    You're a sick lonely old toad, ain't you?
    No wonder you were asking those questions...

    :judges:
    :

    If you say so mike
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Breaking News, Political headlines, news from around the world and yes my EXCLUSIVE one on one talk with Kermit The Frog. I want to welcome our viewers from the United States and around the world. Im Wolf Blitzer this is the Situation Room live from our nations capitol in Washington D.C.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5MkX...eature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=folC_...eature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAK-XiCLw-Q&feature=fvsr

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    Re: The Big Black Dildo Scam

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit The Frog View Post
    I bet if you buy your spouse a Jack Rabbit She will love your forever. The intensity is pretty amazing!!....


    Valentines day is comming up.....it might make a great gift :
    I've sent my tenner off - got a letter back saying 'out of stock' !!!!
    You buy them all, Kermit??

    Albert

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    Re: The Big Black Dildo Scam

    Quote Originally Posted by Revydo View Post
    Oh, Jesus eff Christ. There's a visual we didn't need,lol.
    Revy - your avatar reminds me of another product that might interest Kermit.......

    The perfect sex toy for the missus - a clockwire dwarf with a 14" tongue that can breathe through its ears :crazy1:

    Albert

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