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    Only in America..............

    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of our skating rinks.
    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.
    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

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    Re: Only in America..............


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    Only in America

    I hope, you will come to the correct decision. Do not despair.

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    Re: Only in America

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorstxt View Post
    I hope, you will come to the correct decision. Do not despair.
    About what????????

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    Re: Only in America..............

    The city I live in here in America, you are not going to get a pizza quicker than an ambulance. We have great ambulance service and also police and fire department.

    Pizzas on the other hand take a while to get to you. Probably thirty minutes to an hour.

    An ambulance, fire and police, ten minutes at the longest.

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    Re: Only in America..............

    Quote Originally Posted by Tulip View Post
    The city I live in here in America, you are not going to get a pizza quicker than an ambulance. We have great ambulance service and also police and fire department.

    Pizzas on the other hand take a while to get to you. Probably thirty minutes to an hour.

    An ambulance, fire and police, ten minutes at the longest.
    Same here in Jackson.

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    Re: Only in America..............

    Quote Originally Posted by iamwil View Post
    Only in America...

    You can move to Italy but you will never become Italian.

    You can move to Germany but you will never become German.

    You can move to Japan, but you will never become Japanese.

    Only in America....

    Anyone can move to America and become and American.

    This is unique in our world and something we should continue to be proud of.
    Well.... There is Australia.

    25% of our population was born overseas, very few people had both their grandparents born in Australia, and yet we're all Australian. If any nation is a nation of immigrants, it's us. Just a product of our country being so young.

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    Re: Only in America..............

    Quote Originally Posted by mickyjashuas View Post
    HI, Looking like a interesting thread going on. Its good that people are actually willing to share their views on this topic.and Its good 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
    And that really does describe our politicians to the letter doesn't it?

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    Re: Only in America

    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorstxt View Post
    I hope, you will come to the correct decision. Do not despair.
    What the hell are you talking about?
    "The mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...
    ...sometimes the mind bends so much it snaps in two".

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