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    Jump Rope Generator

    http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/...tech-ju-1.html

    With Comrade Obama all but declaring war on the oil and coal industries that make our cars go and the lights come on, it's a good thing that his fellow moonbats have the smarts to generate ***** by other means. The E Rope, for example:

    Besides being good for your flubber, skipping seems to be a good way for harnessing ****** to recharge batteries. I know this idea is not so new; we have seen how jumping a rope can ***** a torch and juice batteries. However design is not only about problem solving, but also about refining existing solutions, hence the E Rope.
    As conventional ****** sources are gradually crushed out of existence by our liberal rulers, new applications will be found for the E Rope. Imagine the ***** plants of our utopian future: rows and rows of public employees frantically jumping rope to keep the lights on in government buildings. Combating fossil fuel use, unemployment, and obesity all at once — that's progress!

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    Or you could just hold up a solar panel or windmill or tidal generator.

    Of course you seem to enjoy the chinese method of forced labour camps.

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    God you're an idiot mumbles.

    What the does this have to do with Obama??

    Consider your answer carefully, in light of the fact that this device was invented before Obama even decided to run for the presidency:
    http://www.engadget.com/2006/07/11/e...ket-at-a-time/

    But no, it's "Comrade Obama"'s fault.

    Fucking dumbass.

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    Re: Jump Rope Generator

    it is about cap and trade legislation, that has not happened yet, but is coming soon from . . . Obama & Company.
    Last edited by mumbles; 06-28-2010 at 09:49 PM.

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    No, Kazza is right, you're just a ing dumbass.
    "Religion is a heavy suitcase: all you have to do is put it down."
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    Re: Jump Rope Generator

    Quote Originally Posted by mumbles View Post
    it si about cap and trade legislation, that has not happened yet, but is coming soon from . . . Obama & Company.
    Hey mumbles can you discribe Cap'n'trade for me?

    I don't mean you opinion but what it actually is actually defined as.


    Because I really don't think you can do it without showing some ignorant opinion not based in reality.


    As for Comrade oboma. Your the only one that keep supporting the Chinese model of society and repeatedly praise it.

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    dont forget the treadmill and the exercise bike!? how about a hula hoop!? the only electronic entertainment/communication device needed is the all in 1 IPHONE or similar!? easily recharged by physical expression on such a home generating device!? and with LED lighting that can be charged too!? welcome the new age with open arms all ye that resist change!? :cwm2: :spin2: : :
    i do not endorse/recommend any advertising on scam.com associated with my name /posts or otherwise. thank you

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    cap & trade is how the democrats will get lots of money while pretending to solve the imaginary global warming crisis.

    coal not burned in USA and Europe is now burned in China and India. the smoke polution is worse, not better. the jobs that used to be in USA are all gone away. nobody is allowed to make steel.



    the beatles explain:



    have you heard that with all this new money from healthcare taxes and cap and trade that other taxes will be going down? income tax, sales tax, property tax, down?

    how about they give us one tax bill and not 100? they don't want to do that because nobody would pay it. crooks.
    Last edited by mumbles; 06-28-2010 at 10:12 PM.

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    any of us could write a one page cap and trade bill. when pelosi and reid get done, this one will be 4000 pages.

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    Mumbles,

    you're an idiot.

    Even though the first time you personally heard of Cap and Trade was when Glenn Beck lied to you about Obama inventing it, it has been around for more than a decade.

    It has been used successfully as a method to add a market element to trying to reduce emissions and pollution.

    Oh, in case you missed it, you're an idiot.

    (In case youre reading this pwrone, dont worry, you're still an idiot too)

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    Quote Originally Posted by thistle View Post
    Mumbles,

    you're an idiot.

    Even though the first time you personally heard of Cap and Trade was when Glenn Beck lied to you about Obama inventing it, it has been around for more than a decade.

    It has been used successfully as a method to add a market element to trying to reduce emissions and pollution.

    Oh, in case you missed it, you're an idiot.

    (In case youre reading this pwrone, dont worry, you're still an idiot too)
    Well Said thistle.

    Most people would have simple opened up wikipedia and searched up a definition. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emissions_trading) However, since mumbles knew that he was going to be proven ignorant yet again he went to youtube and looked for over 2 hours for some random videos to reaferm his opinion. Who knew crappy poorly produced videos with copy written music was a better source for information than a book.

    News flash mumbles you keep talking about a carbon tax not cap and trade and it's making you look like an idoit again and again. Next time at least know what your complaining about.

    Your the real crook here mumbles. At this point your ignorance is the same as lying. Repeatedly putting your thumbs in your ears as you spout off random phrases and bitch about things you don't even have the honor to look up a definition for. It makes you little more than a liar and a thief.

    A thief because you want to steal my money to make a more expensive, costly and inferior product just to employ you.
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    republicans already make money, doing productive things, like producing gasoline, transporting it to my local station for me to buy, to drive to work.

    democrats want no part in production. they have a degree in art appreciation and believe they have a right to food and healthcare. they need a scheme to take the money that i earn.

    the scheme: in order to do productive work, republicans will have to buy a permit from a democrat government offcial. not once, over and over, everyday, forever. spread the wealth, baby.

    in my case, my electric bill will go up, my gasoline bill will go up, but i will not receive any goods or services for the extra money i have to pay. food doesn't grow in the store. it has to be trucked in. the higher cost of deisel means higher cost for food. poor democrats will have to be allowed more dollars on the WIC and EBS, food stamps. this means taxes have to go up to pay the new welfare rates. teachers, faced with higher costs of living will have to get raises. their pay also comes from my taxes. the landlord will pay higher property taxes and have to raise my rent. nothing in this for me.

    there is nothing in it for most of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mumbles View Post
    republicans already make money, doing productive things, like producing gasoline, transporting it to my local station for me to buy, to drive to work.

    democrats want no part in production. they have a degree in art appreciation and believe they have a right to food and healthcare. they need a scheme to take the money that i earn.

    the scheme: in order to do productive work, republicans will have to buy a permit from a democrat government offcial. not once, over and over, everyday, forever. spread the wealth, baby.
    Who knew only republican's live and work. Such pure arrogence and stupidity. You have all the ear marks of a racists. Only not about race. Hate speech is hate speech. It's just a less funny madlib


    in my case, my electric bill will go up, my gasoline bill will go up, but i will not receive any goods or services for the extra money i have to pay. food doesn't grow in the store. it has to be trucked in. the higher cost of deisel means higher cost for food. poor democrats will have to be allowed more dollars on the WIC and EBS, food stamps. this means taxes have to go up to pay the new welfare rates. teachers, faced with higher costs of living will have to get raises. their pay also comes from my taxes. the landlord will pay higher property taxes and have to raise my rent. nothing in this for me.

    there is nothing in it for most of you.
    Your right there is nothing in it for you. At least nothing you'll ever agree too. The rest of us work.

    If you bothered to look anything up you'd know that industries that lowered there carbon emissions would be able to sell the un-used credits. Eg. farming, chemicle firms, everyone. Price will remain pretty much the same.

    As for Gas....... When hasn't it gone up. You may sit there on your high horse and say burn baby burn all you want but the fact remains that gas is expensive and it's only going to get worse. Anyone who can think beyond there breakfast in the morning knows that.

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    if i said, i'll hold the carbon permits, and when you want to do something, anthing, you have to pay me, you would say, that is quite insane.

    but you have no probem if al gore or van jones holds the permits and sells them to the rest of us. i don't wanna buy a permit just to live -

    remember - life, liberty, persuit of happiness were already granted by the creator. we don't have to pay any man for those things. we do have to pay for food and healthcare or else we would have to appoint leaders that would confiscate money from others to pay for our basic needs. we should pay for our needs and wants by our own work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mumbles View Post
    if i said, i'll hold the carbon permits, and when you want to do something, anthing, you have to pay me, you would say, that is quite insane.

    but you have no probem if al gore or van jones holds the permits and sells them to the rest of us. i don't wanna buy a permit just to live -
    [/quote] How many times does this has to be explained to you. WALL STREET buys and sells the permits.

    Also it's called a ing cap. Aka you have to exceed a very large amount fall under the criteria.

    I suggest you look something up for once.

    remember - life, liberty, persuit of happiness were already granted by the creator.
    Your right. And it wasn't granted by you to take from others.

    Your rights are your rights as long as you do not interfear with anyone elses. Your toxic air is causing me poor health and hindering my right to not have ed up baby.

    we don't have to pay any man for those things. we do have to pay for food and healthcare or else we would have to appoint leaders that would confiscate money from others to pay for our basic needs. we should pay for our needs and wants by our own work.
    No you just want to take my money. You want me to pay for inferior products. You want me to subsidize you.

    You one selfish bastard and you lie constantly.

    It's a lie because you have been shown constantly that your information is blatantly incorrect. You don't even know what your arguing about.



    I'm being rude mumbles because I've never run accross someone who was so proud of there ignorance.

    You shout about communists than say we should be like china.

    You say wind mills are a waste yet you can't find a single bit of evidence to back up your claim in response to the overwhelming proof otherwise.

    You yell at complain about people demanding a hand out while you sit there and demand we build you a job.

    You complain about government interference than you want them to own companies.

    You complain about the government printing money while at the same time demanding that your taxes never increase.

    You say the weak should fall. However, when your weak you demand that we all help you up.

    You opinions are rife with contradictions.

    I think you base your opinions on your party. Instead of your party on your opinions. It's like your cheering for a sports team.
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    nope, i pay my way. it is the democrats that constantly argue that poor people can't work and pay their own way in life. they can't feed their own children, can't teach them to read, can't pay for the doctor, can't save any money for their college, helpless. i have to pay for all of it, those poor things.

    right now, people could be employed using stimulus money, to build windmills. instead they are idle, hoping unemployment will be extended for a year or two. the stimulus money went offshore, same as all the real jobs we used to do.

    there is a big fail going on, but it's not me. i'm doing okay, thanx. just okay, though. i don't need you socialists to double my living expenses to fight global warming. thanx, but no thanx.

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