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    Lord_jag is offline I am God because I say I am. Prove me wrong. User Rank
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    ...and now a word from God

    "Dear Child,
    You are my offspring.
    Nothing will ever separate you from my love.
    I will always comfort you.
    Unless you don't believe me,
    or you're gay, or you voted for Obama,
    in which case I will torture you for ever and ever
    in the torture chamber I made.
    You know I'll do it, too.
    I already tortured and mutilated
    and killed and abandoned
    my only REAL son.
    Trust me.
    Your loving Father, God."
    A real, honest, falsifiable claim made b.y Seer of dreams:(2011)
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    I believe there will be a nuclear war in October of this year.
    Oh Cnance.... Full of shit as always.

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    Re: ...and now a word from God

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_jag View Post
    "Dear Child,
    You are my offspring.
    Nothing will ever separate you from my love.
    I will always comfort you.
    Unless you don't believe me,
    or you're gay, or you voted for Obama,
    in which case I will torture you for ever and ever
    in the torture chamber I made.
    You know I'll do it, too.
    I already tortured and mutilated
    and killed and abandoned
    my only REAL son.
    Trust me.
    Your loving Father, God."
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