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    Raising the Dead! (for fun and profit)

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    Terry, ButtCrackZero....I think you have a new calling.
    "Religion is a heavy suitcase: all you have to do is put it down."
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    "I have read the bible...more than once. I was not impressed nor was I so moved to give up my ability to think for myself and surrender my knowledge of facts for the unfounded belief in a mythical sky-fairy." - Me.

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    Re: Raising the Dead! (for fun and profit)

    Quote Originally Posted by LogicallyYours View Post
    Check out this buffoon....

    http://www.xpmedia.com/XSc2ha4vcMQc


    Terry, ButtCrackZero....I think you have a new calling.

    If people start taking this guy's advice, and at least trying to raise the dead, like at a traffic scene (as he suggest), or anytime you come across someone who just died, I could see someone getting murdered.

    Can you imagine someone walking into a scene of a murder, commanding the dead to arise. After the police brutally beat the person back from the tape, then the loved ones of the victim start to maul the "would be healer" thinking maybe the killer is regreting doing the killing. So then you would have to murders.

    Of course, what would be crazier is the victim comes back to life and as the pain of the horrific gunshot to his face begins to pulsate through what is left of his brain, he starts screaming at the top of his lungs until one of the cops pulls out his gun and finishes him off. Then there would be two murderers.

    Just think of all the complications. No wonder you have to be virgin born to have that power.
    whack it:judges:

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    Re: Raising the Dead! (for fun and profit)

    Hey, you never know, it could work out! Although I'd hate to try it out on somebody who's been, say, burned from head to toe, or decapitated, only to have them wake up in agony and hate your guts forever!

    YOPJ

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