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  1. #1
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    Mugged the wrong guy.

    No telling if this story is real. It is funny however. It may of been made up in an effort against gun control.

    http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_d...p?q=1253986711

    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 AM EST.
    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives..
    You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
    I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
    My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
    Obviously you'll agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it?
    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
    After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done . Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Gos, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .. after I broke t he windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
    Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
    Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
    In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
    Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
    Have a good day!
    Thoughtfully yours, Alex
    P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society!

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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    I don't know whether it's true either but I loved it!!! ROTFL! It's everyone's fantasy! Sounds like perfect justice to me. Can you imagine if consquences like that actually happened to every mugger or thief? We might actually see crime go down. At least there would be some real satisfaction in screwing the guy over and damaging his life some, as he has done to many others.

    P.S. How are you doing?

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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    it's DEFINATELY fake!? a stab at sick humor if ya ask me!? and what if the perp had a gun!? shootout!? girlfreind gets killed!? but of course, perp is to POOR and NON VIOLENT to have a gun!? what happened to begging!? dont that work anymore!? :freak3: :spin2: :
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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    it's DEFINATELY fake!? a stab at sick humor if ya ask me!? and what if the perp had a gun!? shootout!? girlfreind gets killed!? but of course, perp is to POOR and NON VIOLENT to have a gun!? what happened to begging!? dont that work anymore!? :freak3: :spin2: :
    Chill out. It's just a story! Sheeesh!

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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by put it out there baby View Post
    Chill out. It's just a story! Sheeesh!
    Yes it is a story but it should happen to all of those creeps.

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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Timer View Post
    Yes it is a story but it should happen to all of those creeps.
    you sayin guys that lurk in the " SHADOWS "are CREEPS!? :freak3: :spin2: :
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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by put it out there baby View Post
    Chill out. It's just a story! Sheeesh!
    so why didn't you treat it as such!? :freak3: :spin2: :
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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    you sayin guys that lurk in the " SHADOWS "are CREEPS!? :freak3: :spin2: :
    Now Lex you are trying to change what I said. I never said anything about anyone lurking in the shadows.

    You should know darn well I meant those that go around mugging and robbing honest people.

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    Re: Mugged the wrong guy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Timer View Post
    Now Lex you are trying to change what I said. I never said anything about anyone lurking in the shadows.

    You should know darn well I meant those that go around mugging and robbing honest people.
    it's not your fault you used 'creeps' to describe 'them'!? you can call them anything that suits your fancy!?how about 'thugs'!? most people would associate creep and shadow if ya asked me!? i just jumped on that association due to your avatar/alias!? you know that!? ......now!?

    you wanna speculate why 'creeps' creep which makes them creepy, especially when they are in a shadowy environment!? just askin.....:freak3: :spin2: :
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