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  1. #1
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    Who Whacked Jacko?

    Make your choice before the media digs in.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jafo View Post
    Make your choice before the media digs in.

    What a bunch of garbage.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    I believe that all of these options are incorrect. I believe that Billy Mays killed Michael Jackson as part of a murder-suicide pact, but then was murdered by a Shamwow rat-tail wielding Vince Offer.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    I know that Sun is not bastion of journalism, but in this case I intend to believe them. Jacko had only pills in his stomach and had multiple Demerol injections every day. That kind of diet will kill healthy person.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    I think it was superstardom that did him in.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    I think it was self inflicted drug abuse, although I suspect whoever supplied the drugs could be looking at a charge of manslaughter.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    The birthers claim Obama killed Jacko because MJ had Obama's Kenyan birth certificate and Obama's Indonesian password.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    The plot thickens.

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    Re: Who Whacked Jacko?

    senor boyce, it appears that your opinion is shared by the investigators.

    the plot is on it's way to the courtroom. they're getting ready to charge some doctors.

    i doubt that it will capture anywhere near the audience they had for the child molestation attempt on that poor developmentally arrested, but brilliant performance artist.
    Last edited by Happy Medium; 08-25-2009 at 04:51 AM.

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