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    Father of two charged in child poisoning case

    Father of two charged in child poisoning case


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    Regency, Alabama - A prominent business owner is being charged in the poisoning and near death of his two children.

    Alabama Child Protective Services was notified when the children of prominent Regency land developer Ian Oda were brought into Eden County General Hospital convulsing and showing other signs of poisoning. When questioned about what had happened, Mr. Oda explained that the children, Alex 7 and Elizabeth 6, had ingested poisoned food that he had warned them not to eat. I told them the rules and they disobeyed me. This is their fault.

    Police and CPS agents were dispatched to the Oda home where they found an elaborate fenced-in playground which had been built specifically for the children. Neighbors reported that they had seen the children enjoying themselves and running naked around the playground for several days before the incident. Food, snacks and beverages were scattered throughout the area. However, some of the treats had been laced with strychnine and piled all together at the base of a large apple tree.

    Further complicating matters was the news that a former employee of Mr. Oda had been seen talking to the children shortly before they arrived at the hospital. Mr. Levi Natas had been overheard telling Elizabeth that the poisoned snacks were actually the tastiest snacks of all and that their father was hoarding them for himself.

    Mr. Natas had worked for Mr. Odas company for many years but had a falling out and been let go under contentious circumstances in 2004. Mr. Natas then started his own rival company in Regency and has been notorious for trying to undermine many of Mr. Odas construction projects.

    When questioned about the incident Mr. Oda said, Oh yes, I saw Mr. Natas talking to Elizabeth. I saw everything. My living room window overlooks the playground. But the children knew the rules. That was the only pile of snacks I had asked them not to eat.

    Mr. Oda faces charges of reckless endangerment. Although the children have recovered, Mr. Oda stated to police that they are no longer welcome in his home, will never be allowed back into the playground, and that their children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren will also never be allowed to play there.

    In a prepared statement which Mr. Oda dictated to one of his assistants while the assistant was asleep, he proclaimed, I have an employee that can clean up this mess. I promise I will send him. But it may take a few thousand years before I get around to it.
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    Re: Father of two charged in child poisoning case

    yet another case of wealthy eccentrics gone off the deep end!? mi nd control, sometimes you dont know you've lost it till it's to late!? and with lot's of money,freinds,power, you may think it's all ok anyway!? :freak3::spin2::
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    Re: Father of two charged in child poisoning case

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    yet another case of wealthy eccentrics gone off the deep end!? mi nd control, sometimes you dont know you've lost it till it's to late!? and with lot's of money,freinds,power, you may think it's all ok anyway!? :freak3::spin2::
    This is not a real news story. It's a satire. There are many clues that give it away. Hint: read the businessman's name backwards.
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    Re: Father of two charged in child poisoning case

    Quote Originally Posted by mike pulcinella View Post
    This is not a real news story. It's a satire. There are many clues that give it away. Hint: read the businessman's name backwards.

    assimulated press!! missed that 1!! the speed with which we go thru the postings has to be part of the trouble!? where did you dig this up!? was it a test!? does/did the religious element/undertone attract you!?:freak3: :spin2: :
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike pulcinella View Post
    This is not a real news story. It's a satire. There are many clues that give it away. Hint: read the businessman's name backwards.
    I knew there was something familiar about that story!

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    But looking at the "real" story, there were two trees that the children were told not to eat. One was the knowledge of good and evil, but the other one was the tree of life.

    Here is the "meat" of the story, true or not: Why didn't Satan tell the children to eat of the tree of life first?

    If they wouldn't die, then they could sample some good and evil. God is thwarted.

    Instead, Satan talks them into eating a fruit that, while it brings virtually unlimited knowledge, brings them to death.

    Did God know the outcome? It's a simple exercise in logic.

    If Satan wished to destroy the potential of humans to reach higher than themselves and achieve much more, the last thing he needed was eternal competitors for good and evil.

    His choice, simple and logical, was to trade knowledge for death. In fact, any other choice, given the two, would have placed Satan in a position over which he could have no control. A new race in his own image doing as they wished, with no power to destroy the little bastards.

    OTOH, suppose he did nothing at all? Just let them obey the rules, do no evil, and gain no knowledge of their own experiments?

    We would most likely have an eternal cat-and-mouse game, with Satan in no position to do much of anything except wait and see what the next step would be.

    It might even be a bit cartoonish to see Satan drumming his fingers and waiting to get a big break.

    Satan opted for control of what was given: death of the two bastards. He exercised a power over their death.

    Granted, God stretched it out a bit and allowed them to learn by their experience, and pass it on to the next generation, thereby allowing them to create a religion in which their collective decisions created a reality that preserved themselves no matter what happened to them individually, which, of course, still left Satan in charge of the overall death process.

    Assuming you were Satan, how would you play it?

    Of course, this is a myth, and that was all it was ever intended to be, but it gave an early concept of choices and strategies, good and evil versus life and death. Would you have done better in Adam or Eve's bare feet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    assimulated press!! missed that 1!! the speed with which we go thru the postings has to be part of the trouble!? where did you dig this up!? was it a test!? does/did the religious element/undertone attract you!?:freak3: :spin2: :
    I wrote it. It was both a puzzle and a test.

    The question I would like to ask is, how did you feel about Mr. Ian Oda before you realized that this was an allegory?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike pulcinella View Post
    I wrote it. It was both a puzzle and a test.

    The question I would like to ask is, how did you feel about Mr. Ian Oda before you realized that this was an allegory?
    is it a retorical question!? you saw my first take!? how can i change it!? even that i now know what's up so to speak!? hey! i was a god hater most of my life and you my have just hit on why!? :freak3: :spin2: :
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    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    is it a retorical question!? you saw my first take!? how can i change it!? even that i now know what's up so to speak!? hey! i was a god hater most of my life and you my have just hit on why!? :freak3: :spin2: :

    I'm sorry. I did understand that. I meant the question for anyone else who would exonerate God in this scenario.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    is it a retorical question!? you saw my first take!? how can i change it!? even that i now know what's up so to speak!? hey! i was a god hater most of my life and you my have just hit on why!? :freak3: :spin2: :
    Maybe, just maybe, if you posted clear, concise comments rather than your usual babble that we all have to decipher, it would not have been mistaken.

    just sayin:freak3: :spin2: :
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    Quote Originally Posted by LogicallyYours View Post
    Maybe, just maybe, if you posted clear, concise comments rather than your usual babble that we all have to decipher, it would not have been mistaken.

    just sayin:freak3: :spin2: :
    what unique pleasure is left in life to the know it alls but to chance upon a riddle!? unless a riddle poses some kinda threat to the PERSONALIZED idyllic dreamed/wished for perfect FUTURE existence!?
    do you have any trouble merging on the freeway!? is that the sign of a good and SURE adapting "nature"!?
    and while i have apologized to others,i dont think you rate that kind of treatment!? i deem you 1 of the respected players and so no charity allowed unless you beg!?

    but not to leave you feeling cheated i could add that the above was my canned first response to .....not knowing WTF you are talking about!? gimme a few days!?:freak3: :spin2: :
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    Re: Father of two charged in child poisoning case

    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    what unique pleasure is left in life to the know it alls but to chance upon a riddle!? unless a riddle poses some kinda threat to the PERSONALIZED idyllic dreamed/wished for perfect FUTURE existence!?
    do you have any trouble merging on the freeway!? is that the sign of a good and SURE adapting "nature"!?
    and while i have apologized to others,i dont think you rate that kind of treatment!? i deem you 1 of the respected players and so no charity allowed unless you beg!?

    but not to leave you feeling cheated i could add that the above was my canned first response to .....not knowing WTF you are talking about!? gimme a few days!?:freak3: :spin2: :
    Don't waste your time or the two brain cells used to reply. I'm good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike pulcinella View Post
    I wrote it. It was both a puzzle and a test.

    The question I would like to ask is, how did you feel about Mr. Ian Oda before you realized that this was an allegory?
    knew this was a test immediately... my question is, whats the point of it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGfranky75 View Post
    knew this was a test immediately... my question is, whats the point of it?
    if it's possible to know the fact it's a test,what is preventing you from knowing why!? maybe we dont actually OWN our minds!? our minds OWN us!? and INFORM us as THEY please!? you better be good ,you better not lie,.....:freak3: :spin2: :
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    Quote Originally Posted by LogicallyYours View Post
    Don't waste your time or the two brain cells used to reply. I'm good.
    it's actually a welcome relief/relax these days to know someone IS!? HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!?:freak3: :spin2: :
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    Quote Originally Posted by lexx View Post
    if it's possible to know the fact it's a test,what is preventing you from knowing why!? maybe we dont actually OWN our minds!? our minds OWN us!? and INFORM us as THEY please!? you better be good ,you better not lie,.....:freak3: :spin2: :
    lexx.... i fear that you are truly certifiably insane.

    just curious... do you collect SS disability?

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