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  1. #17
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    Re: Play Dirty: How To Hurt, Harass & Destroy Republicans

    Quote Originally Posted by UserName
    Some "down home" advice, dante... Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
    That's funnnnny I like that. So true!!

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    Re: Play Dirty: How To Hurt, Harass & Destroy Republicans

    Quote Originally Posted by BatarngForce
    DUDE!!! What, did you copy and paste one of my initial posts here or what? Excellent productive use of our time. Here Here!

    Sign me up.

    On a serious note... I suggest doing what they do. register as a republican, then vote in the primaries. Vote for the lesser of two evils. They did this in the South in droves to keep out a black congresswoman. They actually succeeded. There is no need to put too much energy in ideas, just steal theirs. They have spent countless hours and dollars figuring out how to cut their opponents at the knees, quiet effectively as you can see from our castrated democratic party.

    I plan on switching partys one of these days. Hope to see you guys there.

    Batarang Force



    That's cute. I like that. Here's something for a little fun in your spare time. Get a digital picture of whatever Republican sh!thead you choose who is running for office in your area. Pick a portrait photo that looks as close to a mug shot as possible. Then create an official looking poster that appears to be issued by the local police department. It should be easy to do this with any graphics program such as Photo Shop, Correl, Gimp..etc. Now, superimpose the mark's picture into the center of the poster and run off a few dozen copies on your printer. The poster should have a conspicuous bold headline titled with something like. "WARNING - DANGEROUS SEX OFFENDER". Now, all you have to do is drive around for a few hours some night making sure the posters are prominently displayed in the right places. It might be a good idea to make sure you're wearing rubber gloves as you handle the paper. The best time to do this would be about 7 to 10 days before an election so there's not enough time for the mark to dispel all the ugly publicity. And after the election is over, it will be impossible because it won't even be news anymore. The only thing that will remain will be the permanent scars on your mark's brain and reputation. Have Fun!
    Last edited by dante; 03-08-2006 at 04:29 AM.

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    Re: Play Dirty: How To Hurt, Harass & Destroy Republicans

    Quote Originally Posted by dante
    That's cute. I like that. Here's something for a little fun in your spare time. Get a digital picture of whatever Republican sh!thead you choose who is running for office in your area. Pick a portrait photo that looks as close to a mug shot as possible. Then create an official looking poster that appears to be issued by the local police department. It should be easy to do this with any graphics program such as Photo Shop, Correl, Gimp..etc. Now, superimpose the mark's picture into the center of the poster and run off a few dozen copies on your printer. The poster should have a conspicuous bold headline titled with something like. "WARNING - DANGEROUS SEX OFFENDER". Now, all you have to do is drive around for a few hours some night making sure the posters are prominently displayed in the right places. It might be a good idea to make sure you're wearing rubber gloves as you handle the paper. The best time to do this would be about 7 to 10 days before an election so there's not enough time for the mark to dispel all the ugly publicity. And after the election is over, it will be impossible because it won't even be news anymore. The only thing that will remain will be the permanent scars on your mark's brain and reputation. Have Fun!
    That sounds real familiar. Why does that ring a bell? Hmm....now remember. There was this guy running for office who actually served in the military and saw action. In fact he was even awarded a few medals. Anyway this group got together like you suggest and made a poster of the guy and titled it something like "WARNING-DANGEROUS WAR RESISTER". Boy did they ever smear him with the brown stuff. The guy never knew what hit him. And the really funny part is that the other guy who got elected came from a powerful and rich family and he got preferential treatment in the service and was sent to the top of the list of guys trying to become pilots in this National Guard unit that was called the Champagne Unit. And to top it off, this guy just sort of disappeared from the unit before his time was even served. Boy was it a hoot! The sad part of the story though is that the guy that was elected turned out to be a complete moron. Go figure!
    Last edited by bairdi; 03-08-2006 at 05:34 AM.

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    Re: Play Dirty: How To Hurt, Harass & Destroy Republicans

    Quote Originally Posted by bairdi
    That sounds real familiar. Why does that ring a bell? Hmm....now remember. There was this guy running for office who actually served in the military and saw action. In fact he was even awarded a few medals. Anyway this group got together like you suggest and made a poster of the guy and titled it something like "WARNING-DANGEROUS WAR RESISTER". Boy did they ever smear him with the brown stuff. The guy never knew what hit him. And the really funny part is that the other guy got elected and because he came from a powerful and rich family, he got preferential treatment and was sent to the top of the list of guys trying to become pilots in this National Guard unit that was called the Champagne Unit. And to top it off, the guy that got elected just sort of disappeared from the unit before his time was even served. Boy was it a hoot! The sad part of the story though is that the guy that was elected turned out to be a complete moron. Go figure!

    I GOT IT! :D

    LM

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