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Old 11-23-2010, 08:25 AM
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Re: MonaVie-- What are your experiences?

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Just curious as to why you didn't answer the mans question?

It seems pretty straight-forward.
Because in post #65, Chris said the following:

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You can be an ''active'' distributor and still do nothing. In fact, you can be an ''active distributor'' (order the minimum amount of product per month to be one), and still only be a customer.

Not too good at the basics, are you? (dont worry, you're like most on here)

Do you believe that a person who signs up to buy at wholesale, then buys enough product to qualify as an ''active distributor'', but does nothing else to build a business, should earn good money?
If he's going to argue a point based on the definition of "active distributors", would it not behoove him to at least make a cursory effort to research the company's definition of the term, rather than pulling his own erroneous definition out of his ass, arguing about it like a dick, and then turning around and asking me for the definition after the fact?

Arguing with you and Chris is like watching a pair of monkeys throwing their own feces around. You're impermeable to reason and incapable of applying it in your own comments. So, I shouldn't be expected to spoon-feed information to Chris (or you) when it is so freely available and easy to find; especially when it's information you should be asking about BEFORE making petulant erroneous counterarguments.

I told Chris where he can find the details. Google "Monavie + IDS"; the definition of active distributor is on the first F-ing page. Is it really necessary for me to cut and paste it too? Waste some of your own time before asking me to waste mine.


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Old 11-23-2010, 08:35 AM
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Re: MonaVie-- What are your experiences?

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Because in post #65, Chris said the following:



If he's going to argue a point based on the definition of "active distributors", would it not behoove him to at least make a cursory effort to research the company's definition of the term, rather than pulling his own erroneous definition out of his ass, arguing about it like a dick, and then turning around and asking me for the definition after the fact?

Arguing with you and Chris is like watching a pair of monkeys throwing their own feces around. You're impermeable to reason and incapable of applying it in your own comments. So, I shouldn't be expected to spoon-feed information to Chris (or you) when it is so freely available and easy to find; especially when it's information you should be asking about BEFORE making petulant erroneous counterarguments.

I told Chris where he can find the details. Google "Monavie + IDS"; the definition of active distributor is on the first F-ing page. Is it really necessary for me to cut and paste it too? Waste some of your own time before asking me to waste mine.
I have now done so in the post above.
Not very much required to be an 'active distributor'' is there Bodhi?
Certainly makes a mockery of people like yourself and cal, when you say that X% of company ABC dont even earn a cheque, even though they are ''active distributors''
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Old 11-23-2010, 08:37 AM
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Re: MonaVie-- What are your experiences?

Hey Kerry, any guesses yet as to who this ''new poster'' Bodhi used to be?
Early days yet, but we'll see........
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Old 11-23-2010, 08:47 AM
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Re: MonaVie-- What are your experiences?

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Yep, I've seen that before. I already know the answer to my question. I wondered if you did. I'll answer it for you.

To be active, one has to order 100 points worth of product every 4 weeks. Thats it. No business building required. Therefore, there will be many people who are regarded as active, but who dont build a business. Thats why there are so many with zero or very low earnings.
See, I knew you’d be able to completely F up a basic assignment as simple as looking up a definition on Monavie’s website. Now I have to spoon-feed the feces-hurling monkey again. The IDS I directed you to says the following:

“The income statistics above are for all MonaVie Distributors who were paid bonuses”

“A “Distributor” is defined as any person who: (1) executed a MonaVie Distributor Application and Agreement; (2) has sponsored at least one person; (3) has received at least one non-retail bonus; AND (4) has been active in any of the eight weeks preceding the bonus period”

“Note that this excludes retail customers, preferred customers, retailers (those who have received a retail bonus only), pre-enrollees, distributors who did not renew, and customers, retailers, or distributors whose relationships with MonaVie were revoked. An individual who has executed a MonaVie Independent Distributor Application and Agreement, but has not fulfilled the four criteria enumerated above is not a Distributor. That person is simply a wholesale customer. If, and only when, all four criteria are satisfied does that person become a Distributor.”

Very clearly, the statistics compiled in the IDS include ONLY people that have made at least some attempt to “build” the business (recruited at least one person), have been PAID, and are not simply wholesale customers. There isn’t a hint of ambiguity about it.

Thus, the BS Chris expelled earlier in post #65:
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You can be an ''active'' distributor and still do nothing. In fact, you can be an ''active distributor'' (order the minimum amount of product per month to be one), and still only be a customer
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Not too good at the basics, are you? (dont worry, you're like most on here)

Do you believe that a person who signs up to buy at wholesale, then buys enough product to qualify as an ''active distributor'', but does nothing else to build a business, should earn good money?
…is completely invalid


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Old 11-23-2010, 08:49 AM
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Hey Kerry, any guesses yet as to who this ''new poster'' Bodhi used to be?
Early days yet, but we'll see........
THIS is what you're now pondering?

Apparently feces-hurling monkey was overly generous. Maybe cockroach or parasitic dung beetle would be more apropos.

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Old 11-23-2010, 08:54 AM
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Re: MonaVie-- What are your experiences?

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Is it my ad? Did you post what I wrote?

No, but you did post from someone who has made 150k....so I suppose they cansay that.
"Is it my ad"...I told you that would be his first resonse.

Instead of distancing himself from this type of nonsense hype, he embraces it. 100% with no shame whatsoever. Not surprising at all!

How do you know this person has "made 150K"? Just because he has a website with a url of "make150K.com".

Man, you are one super simple and gullible human being.

Too easy....way too easy!

Also, did you get that male tampoon thing straightend out before you make a complete fool out of yourself at the checkout counter?

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Old 11-23-2010, 08:58 AM
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See, I knew you’d be able to completely F up a basic assignment as simple as looking up a definition on Monavie’s website. Now I have to spoon-feed the feces-hurling monkey again. The IDS I directed you to says the following:

“The income statistics above are for all MonaVie Distributors who were paid bonuses”

“A “Distributor” is defined as any person who: (1) executed a MonaVie Distributor Application and Agreement; (2) has sponsored at least one person; (3) has received at least one non-retail bonus; AND (4) has been active in any of the eight weeks preceding the bonus period”

“Note that this excludes retail customers, preferred customers, retailers (those who have received a retail bonus only), pre-enrollees, distributors who did not renew, and customers, retailers, or distributors whose relationships with MonaVie were revoked. An individual who has executed a MonaVie Independent Distributor Application and Agreement, but has not fulfilled the four criteria enumerated above is not a Distributor. That person is simply a wholesale customer. If, and only when, all four criteria are satisfied does that person become a Distributor.”

Very clearly, the statistics compiled in the IDS include ONLY people that have made at least some attempt to “build” the business (recruited at least one person), have been PAID, and are not simply wholesale customers. There isn’t a hint of ambiguity about it.

Thus, the BS Chris expelled earlier in post #65:
[size=3][font=Calibri]…is completely invalid

Its not invalid in any way. Its like my example of the window cleaner who buys a ladder and bucket and puts them away in the garage. He certainly ''attempts'' to start a business, but doesnt do enough to earn anything.

Sponsoring one person, then taking product for 8 weeks certainly doesnt warrant a large bonus cheque in my book (or any other sensible person)
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Old 11-23-2010, 08:59 AM
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Re: MonaVie-- What are your experiences?

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I have now done so in the post above.
Not very much required to be an 'active distributor'' is there Bodhi?
Certainly makes a mockery of people like yourself and cal, when you say that X% of company ABC dont even earn a cheque, even though they are ''active distributors''
Well now that I have unequivocally proven that you are 100% dead wrong, what will you be doing first -- retracting or apologizing? Parasite!

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Old 11-23-2010, 09:00 AM
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THIS is what you're now pondering?

Apparently feces-hurling monkey was overly generous. Maybe cockroach or parasitic dung beetle would be more apropos.

Oh dear, you sound upset. Not surprised you've resorted to hurling insults already. In your short time here (as Bodhi, anyway), you sure have made a fool of yourself.
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:02 AM
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Well now that I have unequivocally proven that you are 100% dead wrong, what will you be doing first -- retracting or apologizing? Parasite!

Youve actually proven that I'm 100% right. There is very little involved in becoming an ''active distributor''.
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:08 AM
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Its not invalid in any way. Its like my example of the window cleaner who buys a ladder and bucket and puts them away in the garage. He certainly ''attempts'' to start a business, but doesnt do enough to earn anything.

Sponsoring one person, then taking product for 8 weeks certainly doesnt warrant a large bonus cheque in my book (or any other sensible person)
So you don't have the decency to admit when you're wrong. You were very firm in your previous bitchy assertion:

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You can be an ''active'' distributor and still do nothing. In fact, you can be an ''active distributor'' (order the minimum amount of product per month to be one), and still only be a customer. Not too good at the basics, are you?
I proved that this is completely untrue. You keep arguing even when the facts are staring you and everyone else in the face. You can continue to try to redirect and inflame, but that doesn't change the fact that you are made to look the fool every time you comment.

If looking like a liar and a dolt doesn't bother you, that's fine with me; I'll continue to mop the floor with you ad infinitum.

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Old 11-23-2010, 09:11 AM
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THIS is what you're now pondering?

Apparently feces-hurling monkey was overly generous. Maybe cockroach or parasitic dung beetle would be more apropos.
Game, set and match, Bodhi.

You will soon tire of trying to have any meaningful debate with these "feces-hurling monkeys" as you so accurately called them.

I amongst many others have given up on these two (three) imbeciles. I still check in occasionally and like any good soap opera can get caught up in a minute. I must admit it is quite entertaining to watch you hand these morons their asses.

Do a little research on the three amigos and you'll see what you're dealing with. A combined 70+ years in MLM and nothing to show for it but a lot of wasted time, effort and money. They have nothing to say but have made 20,171 (and counting) posts here at scam.com. If they weren't such idiots you almost could feel sorry for them.

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So you don't have the decency to admit when you're wrong. You were very firm in your previous bitchy assertion:

I proved that this is completely untrue. You keep arguing even when the facts are staring you and everyone else in the face. You can continue to try to redirect and inflame, but that doesn't change the fact that you are made to look the fool every time you comment.

If looking like a liar and a dolt doesn't bother you, that's fine with me; I'll continue to mop the floor with you ad infinitum.

The more you post, the more I'm getting a handle on who you used to be. Welcome back!
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:19 AM
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The more you post, the more I'm getting a handle on who you used to be. Welcome back!
This old ruse (one of many) never gets old. When getting your ass kicked, drop back five yards and start the old paranoid multiple poster thing. How utterly predictable, stupid and boring.

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Old 11-23-2010, 09:22 AM
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The more you post, the more I'm getting a handle on who you used to be. Welcome back!
Hey Al, does this tin-foil hat wearing poopflinging monkey ever take a time out and let the adults talk?

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Old 11-23-2010, 09:30 AM
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Hey Al, does this tin-foil hat wearing poopflinging monkey ever take a time out and let the adults talk?
Nope.

He just prattles on and on and on and on....... totally unaware of how stupidly he comes across. But all he needs is Kerry or wil to say "great post, Chris" and he actually believes he's making sense. I personally refuse to read any more of his posts (other than the one liners), it's just so much of the same old non-sensical noise.


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Old 11-23-2010, 09:43 AM
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And still MLM goes from strength to strength......I love it!!
So frustrating for these poor buggers on here
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:48 AM
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Hey Kerry, any guesses yet as to who this ''new poster'' Bodhi used to be?
Early days yet, but we'll see........
PutItOutThereBaby? Or NMH, but NMH is funnier.

My Money's on PIOTB, or one of his fans if nothing else...

He's baaaack
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