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Old 08-03-2006, 04:59 AM
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Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

OK, this is in poor taste but it's funny. I don't have a clue what "southern democrats" would think and apparently, neither does the author, lol.
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to murder me?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just
to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!!
BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Old 08-03-2006, 05:52 AM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

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Originally Posted by sojustask
OK, this is in poor taste but it's funny. I don't have a clue what "southern democrats" would think and apparently, neither does the author, lol.
************************************************** *

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


__________________________________________________ _____________


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to murder me?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just
to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

__________________________________________________ _____________

Republican's Answer:

BANG!
__________________________________________________ _____________

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!!
BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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HAHA! That is hillarious! :D You ever thought of running for president in our country Lady Mod? :)



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Old 08-03-2006, 11:50 AM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

hahaha very funny. :)

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Cant wait to d/l the lady president ....................... video on the net :p

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Old 08-03-2006, 01:27 PM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Now dats what talkin about Laday Mod!

Maybe there's hope for you yet, this scenario just demonstrates perfectly how liberal democrats would protect this country from terrorist attack

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Old 08-03-2006, 02:09 PM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

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HAHA! That is hillarious! :D You ever thought of running for president in our country Lady Mod? :)
Can I have the same power that Bush has? ;)

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Old 08-03-2006, 04:36 PM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

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Now dats what talkin about Laday Mod!

Maybe there's hope for you yet, this scenario just demonstrates perfectly how liberal democrats would protect this country from terrorist attack

great post

how would you, or anyone, know how democrats would protect this country from terrorist attacks???

last time i checked, the only domestic terrorist attack weve had in the past 20 years was while the repugs were in control....

still kinda funny though Mod

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Old 08-03-2006, 04:41 PM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

That was pretty funny lady mod. This must be a futuristic joke because we all know that there will be no more terrorist attacks in this country with Bush in the Whitehouse. Also, to be realistic, wouldn't the terrorist have secretly sent his knife to Syria so that when the Republican and Southern Republican fired him up he could have embarrased them by not having the weapon? And then wouldn't they have gone down to the neighborhood where this terrorist came from and shot the Arab that they got into an argument a few years earlier under the suspicion that he had some knifes in his house too?

Sorry....I'm a liberal so I just have to ask questions. :D

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Old 08-03-2006, 04:53 PM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

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Can I have the same power that Bush has? ;)

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Lady Mod

Absolutely!! :D And every blue collar worker in our country will make over 6 figures a year. Gas prices are down to .75 cents a gallon. Vacations, airfare and fancy condos/luxury homes are much more affordable. No more Iraqi war, BRING OUR TROOPS HOME TO THEIR FAMILIES!

You get paid 2.5 mil. a year, and work 4 days a week. Now wouldn't the world be more free of stress?


Am I being realistic here? :confused:

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Old 08-03-2006, 07:04 PM
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Re: Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unlucky36
Absolutely!! :D And every blue collar worker in our country will make over 6 figures a year. Gas prices are down to .75 cents a gallon. Vacations, airfare and fancy condos/luxury homes are much more affordable. No more Iraqi war, BRING OUR TROOPS HOME TO THEIR FAMILIES!

You get paid 2.5 mil. a year, and work 4 days a week. Now wouldn't the world be more free of stress?


Am I being realistic here? :confused:

what is absolutel;y pathetic in this scenario is that we have to include "bring troops home from Iraq" as part of our perfect world......


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