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Old 07-19-2009, 02:32 PM
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Theory 8: Comedy

Tell Scarlett I do give a damn!


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Old 07-19-2009, 08:04 PM
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Re: Theory 8: Comedy

A priest, a rabbi, a pagan and a lama walk into a bar.
The priest says "Make mine a whiskey sour."
The rabbi says "Vodka martini for me; mit kosher vodka, fershtay?
The pagan says " A flagon of the sacred mead, good sir."
The lama says " I'll have what they're having."
Bartender says to the lama "That combination will knock you flat"
Lama says " I know, I know; it's been a rough life cycle, so just make me one with everything, and keep 'em coming until I become one with the floor.





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Old 07-19-2009, 08:07 PM
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A priest, a rabbi, a pagan and a lama walk into a bar.
The priest says "Make mine a whiskey sour."
The rabbi says "Vodka martini for me; mit kosher vodka, fershtay?
The pagan says " A flagon of the scared mead, good sir."
The lama says " I'll have what they're having."
Bartender says to the lama "That combination will knock you flat"
Lama says " I know, I know; it's been a rough life cycle, so just make me one with everything, and keep 'em coming until I become one with the floor.
What?

Are you saying that I'm fat!!!!


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Old 07-19-2009, 08:18 PM
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What?

Are you saying that I'm fat!!!!
if the caftan fits...


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Old 07-19-2009, 08:55 PM
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What?

Are you saying that I'm fat!!!!



Alright nimrod, I've deleted most of your nonsense threads and posts and given you a 7 day ban.

Cool it or we'll make it permanent.


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Old 07-20-2009, 09:27 AM
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Alright nimrod, I've deleted most of your nonsense threads and posts and given you a 7 day ban.

Cool it or we'll make it permanent.
Reminds me of the Zen Buddhist that walked up to a hot dog stand and said "Make me one with everything".


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Old 07-20-2009, 10:06 AM
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Reminds me of the Zen Buddhist that walked up to a hot dog stand and said "Make me one with everything".
LOL

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Old 07-20-2009, 10:16 AM
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:17 PM
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Of course there's no reason why the 42 virgins wouldnt all be men.


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Old 07-20-2009, 08:16 PM
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Of course there's no reason why the 42 virgins wouldnt all be men.



Ha! Either way, they'd be in for a surprise...


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Old 07-22-2009, 07:46 PM
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Alright nimrod, I've deleted most of your nonsense threads and posts and given you a 7 day ban.

Cool it or we'll make it permanent.
you used a biblical reference!?(nimrod) habit!? and what does it mean!?
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Old 07-22-2009, 07:50 PM
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this "guy"!? is some kinda genius!? it's taking me awhile to catch on!? he's got my kinda nonsense about him!? we need something to wake us up once 'n awhile!? too easy to get comfortable even in a outside the box way!?
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:39 AM
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you used a biblical reference!?(nimrod) habit!? and what does it mean!?


Look at the other definitions of nimrod and you'll find the intent.


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Old 07-23-2009, 01:41 AM
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this "guy"!? is some kinda genius!? it's taking me awhile to catch on!? he's got my kinda nonsense about him!? we need something to wake us up once 'n awhile!? too easy to get comfortable even in a outside the box way!?


Yeah, that's all well and good...but you don't come in and create 20 posts in the span of 15 minutes with no content...only "movie code" or whatever....and sabotage the other conversations with 1 inch fonts in pink, yellow, red, and orange.



Not a prob if he wants to come back and start a thread.


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Old 07-23-2009, 08:47 PM
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Yeah, that's all well and good...but you don't come in and create 20 posts in the span of 15 minutes with no content...only "movie code" or whatever....and sabotage the other conversations with 1 inch fonts in pink, yellow, red, and orange.



Not a prob if he wants to come back and start a thread.
you didn't need to explain to me, but i am content to be the strate man sometimes!? do you think we'd make a smooth good cop bad cop team!?
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you didn't need to explain to me, but i am content to be the strate man sometimes!? do you think we'd make a smooth good cop bad cop team!?
How about goofy cop, silly cop. I think this defines it a little better.

FYI(for you are in formation)
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How about goofy cop, silly cop. I think this defines it a little better.

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So which one am I? Goofy or silly?

And what does that make you, Porkchop? lol


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Old 07-26-2009, 12:08 AM
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So which one am I? Goofy or silly?

And what does that make you, Porkchop? lol
i'm volunteering you for both!? just to ease your mind!? meanwhile, me an G.Carlin are gonna set down to dinner with ...the other white meat!? chop! chop!
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