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Old 05-14-2007, 08:42 AM
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North Korea makes Bush wisecrack during negotiations with South Korea.

SEOUL (Reuters) - In
North Korea, where cracking a joke about the country's leader could see you, well, die laughing, poking fun at the U.S. president is obviously not as serious.

As military chiefs from both sides of the Korean peninsula met on Tuesday for talks, a general from the North started proceedings by telling a joke at George W. Bush's expense.

"I recently read a piece of political humour on the Internet called 'saving the president'," Lieutenant-General Kim Yong-chol was quoted as saying in pool reports from the talks.

He then retold the old yarn about Bush who goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs, fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him.

A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.

"We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery," say the children.

"Why is that?" he asks.

"Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we've done."

The South Korean generals appeared befuddled as to what to make of the humour -- perhaps not surprisingly given that the North usually only refers to the United States and its officials in vitriolic, highly politicised language.

In the North, where Kim Jong-il wields absolute power, former refugees have said attempts to demean him mean certain punishment or even execution.
It's hard to voice much of an opinion or statement on this, but I noticed that no one else mentioned it and I felt that it should be up there. However, it should be noted that Bush's moronic notoriety somehow managed to penetrate the near impenetrable North Korean barrier. That really should say SOMETHING.

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Old 05-14-2007, 08:24 PM
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Re: North Korea makes Bush wisecrack during negotiations with South Korea.

When one has stupidity as their ally, kill your enemies with laughter.
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